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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Then what was the point of your original post? I think you're full of shit.
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.

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    Awwwww, don't go away mad, just go the fuck away!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.

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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.

    This guy's nuts!


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    Fumadores are 30/box for a box of 25 at Holts. I like em a lot.

    I also like the Leoninos by La Aurora. You can get a box of #4's for 29.99.

    I also like Don Kiki cigars from Cuban Crafters. They can be had for 30-40 a bundle. You can even get them in varying degrees of strength.

    You can also do some searching on this site for budget smokes and find a ton of choices, many with reviews to see if they would be to your liking.

    Or, if you are a moocher, you can piss off. But I hope you're just a regular guy who didn't quite word things properly in the beginning.

    Good luck.

    Edit: Never mind douchebag. You couldn't take some lumps and learn a little could you. True colors showed early I suppose.
    Last edited by heftysmokes; 04-16-2009 at 10:19 AM. Reason: douchebag exception

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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    I am dirt poor but I love cigars.

    I have been smoking Famous Smoke Dominican 4000's and #59 Factory Throwouts

    I love Macanudo and Montecristo but cant afford them. I smoke mild varieties because I have a cigar in my mouth almost all day and evening.

    I wonder if anyone could help me upgrade to a better cigar for a similar price to the Dominican 4000's. I pay 34.95 for 25 shipped

    thanks

    Come on this does sound like mooching!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post

    Not a good path to go.


    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    this thread was a flop. I apologize for the thread.

    however I overstated my financial situation. I am not a bum on the street who doesn't shower.

    I just make a small salary and pay my bills

    I meant I love Macanudo and Montecristo but cant afford them I don't expect anyone to help me find them for 34.95 for 25.

    I was thinking cusano M1, La Unica, or other bundles of value.

    again, Im sorry for the thread.

    Little better. Should do some searching.

    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    you are dead wrong about looking for a handout.

    tough crowd


    Good to hear.



    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.


    This is where you really went wrong. By the sound of this post after you step on your dick you just put it in your mouth.

    bye bye.

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    Meltdown this fast yeah, you were cut out for this forum.



    Nice Job Jamie on calling this one, I honestly thought he was just looking for advice, right up until his F-U post. what a dick-stomp asshat move that was!
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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.
    Try Puff(dot)com. They take a liking to moochers like you. Here...not so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.

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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.
    Last edited by CoventryCat86; 04-18-2009 at 06:45 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeDubya View Post
    Everyone's just a little up tight, after all we paid our taxes yesterday. I'm still pissed.
    Ha, I got nailed for 23k and some change combined federal and state.

    Pissed? Man I could write frickin' book on pissed right about now, LMAO!!!





    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.


    Holy shit, someone change his account name to Chernobyl and hand him some Nivea. He sounds like he chaffs easily.



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    Can we post this as a sticky as how not to introduce yourself? WOW!

    p.s. - please keep it going, this is kinda hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawDog2006 View Post
    Can we post this as a sticky as how not to introduce yourself? WOW!
    Thank goodness we didn't screw up this bad last month as fresh newbs. Well, fresher newbs anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish79 View Post
    Thank goodness we didn't screw up this bad last month as fresh newbs. Well, fresher newbs anyway.
    Dadgummit!!! How the hell did you new newbs slip under the radar screen without us crotchity old timers workin' you over?! No one - and I mean NO ONE - should be able enter this community without passing through the gauntlet of the initiation ass smacking paddles...

    There was a time way back when there was no way this woulda happened... I tell ya - we're slipping in our old age...

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    I was thinking the same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
    Dadgummit!!! How the hell did you new newbs slip under the radar screen without us crotchity old timers workin' you over?! No one - and I mean NO ONE - should be able enter this community without passing through the gauntlet of the initiation ass smacking paddles...

    There was a time way back when there was no way this woulda happened... I tell ya - we're slipping in our old age...
    What'd mean getting under the radar???? I'm still sore from the paddling I got (lawyer here remember?)! Thank you sir may I have another?

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    I didn't take it as mooching, just looking for the name of a good inexpensive smoke. I can certainly relate to that.


    But since you kind gents are so eager to help a brother out with free smokes, why don't you send me the free smokes you were intending to send him. PM me, and I'll give you my address. :whistling:

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawDog2006 View Post
    What'd mean getting under the radar???? I'm still sore from the paddling I got (lawyer here remember?)! Thank you sir may I have another?
    Let's not forget the macadooles there either counselor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Let's not forget the macadooles there either counselor.
    How could I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post
    Dam CC would never post an image that is a violation of photo bucket This must be a huge mistake. I am sure GG and Kevin would agree. The more I think on it I am wondering how bad an image would have to be to be in violation....hummm






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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
    Dadgummit!!! How the hell did you new newbs slip under the radar screen without us crotchity old timers workin' you over?! No one - and I mean NO ONE - should be able enter this community without passing through the gauntlet of the initiation ass smacking paddles...

    There was a time way back when there was no way this woulda happened... I tell ya - we're slipping in our old age...
    You bring this old age thing up quite often George. Just wondering, what do you consider to be "old", 50, 60, 70 ? No one would ever know by checking your profile.

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