Quote Originally Posted by cigar no baka
My most recent dream? Well, my stepson came home and I told him I was turning his damn cel phone off till he stopped acting like a major league asshole. We got into it and he punctuated the discussion by punching me in the nose. I called the cops and four large burly officers showed up and used his weeny ass as a hacky sack after he got smart with them. Then they arrested him.
your son punched you in the nose?! that's horrible! i would never have done that to my dad. but that's pretty crappy you called the cops on him. you should've popped him backed and laid his ass out. but then again, he could call the cops and get you arrested.........