Dreams

[Drake]

My most recent dream? Well, my stepson came home and I told him I was turning his damn cel phone off till he stopped acting like a major league asshole. We got into it and he punctuated the discussion by punching me in the nose. I called the cops and four large burly officers showed up and used his weeny ass as a hacky sack after he got smart with them. Then they arrested him.

your son punched you in the nose?! that's horrible! i would never have done that to my dad. but that's pretty crappy you called the cops on him. you should've popped him backed and laid his ass out. but then again, he could call the cops and get you arrested.........

[ggiese]

your son punched you in the nose?! that's horrible! i would never have done that to my dad. but that's pretty crappy you called the cops on him. you should've popped him backed and laid his ass out. but then again, he could call the cops and get you arrested.........

...pretty crappy he called the cops on him??? Seems to me it's pretty crappy the stepson doesn't very much appreciate or respect where his meals are coming front. I say to stop son...

Punch step dad over shutting the cell phone off... Sounds about right to me...

[Drake]

...pretty crappy he called the cops on him??? Seems to me it's pretty crappy the stepson doesn't very much appreciate or respect where his meals are coming front. I say to stop son...

Punch step dad over shutting the cell phone off... Sounds about right to me...

i was joking leading up to saying to lay his ass out. i totally agree with you! i'd let my dad hit me before i'd ever lay a hand on my dad.

sarcasm is hard on the internet.

[grand cru no 2]

My dad has never hit me like he would another man. And even now that we are getting to that point in life that physically I probably can take him, something still tells me he would kick my ass. lol

Not to mention all the people who would be in line to beat the crap out of me for disrespecting my father (IE my uncles, my mother, my grandmother...lol).

[QuietC]

I'd have to say there are only a few situations where you'd be allowed to hit your father, and getting your cellphone taken away from you isn't one of them.

[ggiese]

I'd have to say there are only a few situations where you'd be allowed to hit your father, and getting your cellphone taken away from you isn't one of them.

BINGO!!!

[CoventryCat86]

I think you guys are missing a key part of cigar no baka's post:

My most recent dream?

[Drake]

I think you guys are missing a key part of cigar no baka's post:

wow. wonder where that was hiding.....

[CoventryCat86]

wow. wonder where that was hiding.....

LMAO!!

[cigarsarge]

I worked a domestic where a son came home and found his dad in bed with his girlfriend. The son beat the crap out of him. I told the son he did what I would have did. Then I locked the son's ass up. The law is the law.

Many more strange stories arre running around in my head. My job is the greatest show on earth.

[cigar no baka]

I think you guys are missing a key part of cigar no baka's post:

Thanks for pointing that out. He hasn't hit me yet, but he's still got one more year of college to go....

[cigar no baka]

your son punched you in the nose?! that's horrible! i would never have done that to my dad. but that's pretty crappy you called the cops on him. you should've popped him backed and laid his ass out. but then again, he could call the cops and get you arrested.........

It was a dream man. If he really punched me he would have gotten it back in spades. Hes pretty weeny and I'm not. His mouth is his biggest weapon. Plus his kewl tude.

[Drake]

It was a dream man. If he really punched me he would have gotten it back in spades. Hes pretty weeny and I'm not. His mouth is his biggest weapon. Plus his kewl tude.

my parents were enemy #1 to me at one point. probably 14-17 y/o. i grew out of that, though. my parents are awesome!

[ggiese]

my parents were enemy #1 to me at one point. probably 14-17 y/o. i grew out of that, though. my parents are awesome!

I figure I'm not doing my job as a parent if my kids don't think I'm enemy #1! I'm not there to be their best friend - I'm there to be their parent...

The best friend thing comes later!

[Drake]

I figure I'm not doing my job as a parent if my kids don't think I'm enemy #1! I'm not there to be their best friend - I'm there to be their parent...

The best friend thing comes later!

and it will

[Lazy1]

I figure I'm not doing my job as a parent if my kids don't think I'm enemy #1! I'm not there to be their best friend - I'm there to be their parent...

The best friend thing comes later!

Now that I can agree with ggiesse. That being said the day my son hits me is the day I hit him back, as if he were the "Man" he thinks he is. Put 'em up little man. LOL!!!