pickle juice, like I said, it adds just the right zing. Anyway, when Mortimers pistol fizzled, Regibold took the opportunity to.....
sittin' in the back room
pickle juice, like I said, it adds just the right zing. Anyway, when Mortimers pistol fizzled, Regibold took the opportunity to.....
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let out a wet stinky fart that...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
hecho a mano matón
that had hints of caramel, toast, and a nice nutty/earthy overtone. However the dominant scent was shit and therefore...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Mascot
he was attacked by a hive of horse flies. Everyone ran the opposite direction of
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"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
Going Postal
of Reginold, except for mortimer. He took the occassion of all the confusion to...
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pull out the gimp costume for Reginold's mistress so that she could...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
hecho a mano matón
finish the sentance and start another. Back to the submarine, Will ran out of SOS so he switched to serving...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
curly fries and chili. The atmosphere in the sub....
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took on the stench of undersexed sailors. The captain then directed his 1st mate to...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
hecho a mano matón
go ashore, and pick up as much booze and hookers as possible. Later that night on the sub...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Chat Deteriorator
everyone realized the first mate had got the wrong kind of hookers. They were so up set that they...
hecho a mano matón
lamented, and chowed down on the curly fries and chili, which were delicious. Next, they surfaced the sub, and set a course for...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
It's Madness I tell you!
Madegascar Africa. Suddenly there was a billow of smoke in the...
Just another day at the office!
Going Postal
captain's lounge. Looking in, they realized the first mate was smoking a...
hecho a mano matón
Padron 64 Maduro #9. Seeing the fresh box sitting right there, they proceeded to...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Going Postal
tie him up. you see, they realized that he spent the hooker money on the cigars and...
sittin' in the back room
a new shift key that he hadn't installed yet. The majority of the crew members were....
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dejected because of the hooker ordeal. However, they no longer had time to hang their heads as the "Man your battle stations" order came over the comm because...
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he'd eaten a barrel of pork and beans. What would happen.....
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1 Strike
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to the rest of the curly fries and chili ? Meanwhile back on the farm...
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