to the rest of the curly fries and chili ? Meanwhile back on the farm...
Going Postal
to the rest of the curly fries and chili ? Meanwhile back on the farm...
Senior Member
Sir mortimer was contemplating the meaning of life. If only he could...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
sittin' in the back room
figure out why Regibold didn't shoot him dead in the duel. After all, Mortimers pistol was....
hecho a mano matón
of the Cracker Jacks box variety, and was basically a POS made in China water pistol. "What a dumbass I am" he thought while...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
he counted his dubloons to see how close he was to affording the pistol sampler. Of course, a hundred chinese water pistols.......
GhostRidin the GhostShip
filled with breast milk from 100 different women was one of Mortimer's wildest fantasies. He dreampt endlessly of day that he..........
Yay! Cigars!
It's Madness I tell you!
would suck on the barrel and pull the trigger. But alas, he still could not get over the...
Just another day at the office!
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks