of the Cracker Jacks box variety, and was basically a POS made in China water pistol. "What a dumbass I am" he thought while...
hecho a mano matón
of the Cracker Jacks box variety, and was basically a POS made in China water pistol. "What a dumbass I am" he thought while...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
he counted his dubloons to see how close he was to affording the pistol sampler. Of course, a hundred chinese water pistols.......
GhostRidin the GhostShip
filled with breast milk from 100 different women was one of Mortimer's wildest fantasies. He dreampt endlessly of day that he..........
Yay! Cigars!
It's Madness I tell you!
would suck on the barrel and pull the trigger. But alas, he still could not get over the...
Just another day at the office!
Mascot
fact he still had not got himself a hooker. He decided to take care of his needs by
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
Peddling Evil Since 1971
using the empty Cracker Jack box to build a home-made Flesh Light contraption which failed miserably because...
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
Hell Toupee
he forgot to cover the edges of the box. This led to a trip to the emergency room due to paper cuts on his...
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
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