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  1. 09-05-2009, 12:50 AM #1
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    fact he still had not got himself a hooker. He decided to take care of his needs by






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    using the empty Cracker Jack box to build a home-made Flesh Light contraption which failed miserably because...
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    he forgot to cover the edges of the box. This led to a trip to the emergency room due to paper cuts on his...
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    millimeter monster. Meanwhile the sub crew...
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    a colony of depraved eskimo chicks. They took it upon themselves to trade the girls curly fries and chili in echange for...
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    snakes on the mother fucking plane. How could this...
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    all be the result of a slutty wife and a mis-firing flintlock pistol? The eskimo chicks suddenly...
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