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  1. 09-05-2009, 05:22 PM #1
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    teasingly took off the 15th layer of parka, leaving 14 more to go. The sailors drooled, and...
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    The sailor's faces showed their true colors. Realizing how his crew were depraved fetishists the captain called sir mortimer to....
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    service every crew memeber's gun, personally. This led to...
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    A massive colonization of a rare strain of the clap. The cure for this was excruciating and included...
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    a rare ointment made of truffle oil and wasp spray which stung the tips of their...
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    fingers. Sir Mortimer decided it might be easier to tame the Shrew by organizing a






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