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    A massive colonization of a rare strain of the clap. The cure for this was excruciating and included...
    Just another day at the office!

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    a rare ointment made of truffle oil and wasp spray which stung the tips of their...
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    fingers. Sir Mortimer decided it might be easier to tame the Shrew by organizing a






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    box split of antibiotics.

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    The antibiotics looked like tiny blue pills, and figuring that if one was good, then more was better, each sailor promptly...

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    chopped up a fiver of the little blue pills and proceeded to snort them through a giant....
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    torpedo tube. After all that, the sailors were way mellowed out with a hint of paranoia when they noticed that the eskimo chicks were down to their last 7 parkas, holding walrus spears when...
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