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"Perhaps you should re-examine said use of privates? If smoking a cigar has a direct effect on them I'm almost sure you're doing something, uh, out of the ordinary."
I dunno, that's how my Dad did it....perhaps that is why I am an only child...and adopted.
I'll give them a try, I'll toast the foot a bit just it case before I puff.
I'll bring along those Caria D'Oros.
now if the f'in rain will let up........
Thank you all for the responses!
Last edited by great garbanzo; 09-17-2009 at 10:00 AM.
Clip a bit off the foot w/ your cutter before you light.
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
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"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
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Originally Posted by heftysmokes
** DO NOT attempt to do this with your privates! **
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
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"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
"You will not change this forum. Simple as that. Accept it or move on, or you will be escorted from the premises."
-Shagaroo
"Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
-Ashauler
"Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
-Dwight Schrute
"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
"If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it."
-Shelby07
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Do you like blue cheese?
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
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Certainly he didn't smoke a moldy cigar.
Everyone knows that smoking moldy cigars causes Testicles Dropping Off disease, infiltrates your lungs with mold spores, and instantly gives you shingles for years.
Gosh, I do hope he realized that we were just kidding about being able to smoke those things.
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Ahhh...
T.D.O. syndrome.. I saw an after school special on that, they're years away from a vaccine!
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
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