Actually it was a furry woodland creatures.
Santa It'll prob be something that knocks you on ur ass like 120 min IPA so I can take a ride on ur sleigh.
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Actually it was a furry woodland creatures
Santa It'll prob be something that knocks you on ur ass like 120 min IPA so I can take a ride on ur sleigh.
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
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OK lets ask this ? a different way.
When you are out late at night duck taping woodland creatures what is your favorite Libation
Are you opposed to coffee,tea alcohol.
Oh and before i forget how do you get the duct tape off the furry creatures? Rudolph is kinda pissed
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Originally Posted by Secret Santa
OK lets ask this ? a different way.
When you are out late at night duck taping woodland creatures what is your favorite Libation
Thunderbird?
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Nah, kisk it ghetto style with some Old English malt liquor...lol...
Santa I'm a big fan of scotch, small batch burbon and good red wine. I love a good cup of coffe but as far as tea goes...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
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Santa has you covered with something to wash the taste out of your mouth after you choke down the crappy cigars I'm saving for you in the Tackle box next to the catfish slimed knife i use to gut fish and cut my cigars?
If any of the cigars have a dried up crusty worm parts glued to them consider it a bonus.
As for your cigar taste i hope you lean to the flavored side if not the worm juiced beauties i have been aging in the tackle box may disappoint you.
Just out of curiosity what is your favorite cigars, machine made gestation masterpieces?
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The sleigh is broke down so I'm loading your crap in the trailer behind the riding lawn mower.
Ops did i say crapi meant to say your package of glorious goodies will be on the way tomorrow after noon.
Mrs Claus will be drooping it off for me so i can get back to drinking and tormenting the elf's.
Tracking number will be posted tomorrow night.
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at least you're going to leave the Reindeer aloneThe sleigh is broke down so I'm loading your crap in the trailer behind the riding lawn mower.
Ops did i say crap
Mrs Claus will be drooping it off for me so i can get back to drinking and tormenting the elf's.
Tracking number will be posted tomorrow night.
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
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