Quote Originally Posted by TheRichLife View Post
Dear Santa,

I'm really easy to please...just ask my wife.

I like a medium bodied smoke, but I'm not very picky and I enjoy trying new smokes whenever possible. As far as drinks go, I'm a big fan of local beer. Whatever they brew at the North Pole, and fits in my stocking is perfect!

I have tried to be a good boy this year, but if I end up with coal, I won't be shocked!
I think I am goin gto leave the wife jokes out of it

So, you like medeium bodied smokes huh...that means I am going to have to change Rudolph's diet, you see, I have been feeding him a heavy diet to prep him for his own special rockets.

As for the beer, I am not sure if Vixen's pee qualifies, but I will let you decide on this one.

Just curious, how do you feel about coffee brandy? any likes or dislikes? I found that you can make a pretty good version of a slippery nipple by mixing the breast milk from Vixen with the pee from Donner...What do you think?

Gotta go, some of the elves are starting to spread the rumor that I am into the porn again.

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