mrtr33....let's see here...

[Secret Santa]

I understand you're a rather big mofo, so no sitting on Santa's lap. Go stand over there in the corner a second...

Let's see here....wife knocked up....Naughty....check.

Ok, I have a grocery bag of coal for you. I'm done. Kinda ironic to get coal down there, don't you think? Ho Ho Ho!

Well, in case I have a change of heart (not likely) is there any extra special smoke you might like for Christmas? Also, I think it would be wise to tell Santa exactly what style of wine you and the misses like to partake in.

SS

[mrtr33]

I'm a good guy.

I voted to ban Jerry, just like you. Doesn't that count for anything?

I am not picky at all. I like Padrons, any size, shape, color, whatever. I also love Joya de Nicaragua cigars. Then again, I like anything. Even the wooden-tipped cigars.

Wine? The wife likes it more than me. She's preggo and isn't drinking. Unless you're hoping to create ANOTHER emotional argument at my house (you're such a prick) wine probably wouldn't be the best choice. But because I know you are, I like Ports, Zinfandels or Pinot Noirs. But I also like the 2-buck-Chuck, so there.

I'm easy. Please don't go ape shit.

Thanks!

[Secret Santa]

I'm a good guy.

I voted to ban Jerry, just like you. Doesn't that count for anything?

I am not picky at all. I like Padrons, any size, shape, color, whatever. I also love Joya de Nicaragua cigars. Then again, I like anything. Even the wooden-tipped cigars.

Wine? The wife likes it more than me. She's preggo and isn't drinking. Unless you're hoping to create ANOTHER emotional argument at my house (you're such a prick) wine probably wouldn't be the best choice. But because I know you are, I like Ports, Zinfandels or Pinot Noirs. But I also like the 2-buck-Chuck, so there.

I'm easy. Please don't go ape shit.

Thanks!

I don't know what counts for anything anymore, all these friggin' kids asking me for presents & shit....I'll take all this into consideration (not!)

Well, Santa has your gift ready to be thrown in a plastic bag & shipped to you. I'm not flying the goddamn sled down there. Are you home this week? I don't want the El Productos to endure too much weather on your stoop or whatever.

SS

[mrtr33]

I don't know what counts for anything anymore, all these friggin' kids asking me for presents & shit....I'll take all this into consideration (not!)

Well, Santa has your gift ready to be thrown in a plastic bag & shipped to you. I'm not flying the goddamn sled down there. Are you home this week? I don't want the El Productos to endure too much weather on your stoop or whatever.

SS

Well down here in the swamps, mail gets dropped down to us from the air, anyways. As long as there's a little air in the bag you're sending, it'll float right to my door. That is, unless the 'gators get to it first.

Yeah, we're here. THANKS SANTA! I'll post when it arrives.

[mrtr33]

Holy CRAP Santa!

I've never seen so many White Owls! I didn't know they came in peppermint, butterscotch, and pistachio marshmallow chocolate swirl flavors!

You've TRULY outdone yourself this year Santa. I am speechless and humbled beyond words. But I'll write them, anyways.

THANK YOU very much for everything, Santa! You are way too kind! And YES! YOU ARE A VERY GENEROUS GUY!