mrtr33....let's see here...

[mrtr33]

I don't know what counts for anything anymore, all these friggin' kids asking me for presents & shit....I'll take all this into consideration (not!)

Well, Santa has your gift ready to be thrown in a plastic bag & shipped to you. I'm not flying the goddamn sled down there. Are you home this week? I don't want the El Productos to endure too much weather on your stoop or whatever.

SS

Well down here in the swamps, mail gets dropped down to us from the air, anyways. As long as there's a little air in the bag you're sending, it'll float right to my door. That is, unless the 'gators get to it first.

Yeah, we're here. THANKS SANTA! I'll post when it arrives.

[mrtr33]

Holy CRAP Santa!

I've never seen so many White Owls! I didn't know they came in peppermint, butterscotch, and pistachio marshmallow chocolate swirl flavors!

You've TRULY outdone yourself this year Santa. I am speechless and humbled beyond words. But I'll write them, anyways.

THANK YOU very much for everything, Santa! You are way too kind! And YES! YOU ARE A VERY GENEROUS GUY!