The Buzz this holiday season..

[buzz]

That was actually Gary Coleman you were yelling at.

Whew, then Santa's elves should be cool with me...

I am also thinking about a Ban vote for Jerry like Mark did, that might help out too. I like coffee though, so it is a tough call...

-Buzz

[buzz]

Dang Santa, I am really, really, really not deserving of such an awesome package. Somehow your elves must have been watching the wrong guy or wrote down the wrong name or something because wow, you really sent a fantastic selection of smokes and a mighty tasty beverage!

You really made my weekend, thanks a ton!

-Buzz

[buzz]

Forgot to mention because I was too excited...

Santa absolutely annihilated my wish list, I mean he took it down hard with reckless abandonment and extreme prejudice. It will take me months to build that list back up...

-Buzz