The Buzz this holiday season..

[Secret Santa]

Ho Ho Ho

I see your fan of box pressed cigars and Cake. Is there a special type of coal you want in your stocking this year? The elves have been working overtime collecting reindeer rockets.

Santa

[buzz]

I am pretty new, so I probably won't be able to discern the subtle differences between a reindeer rocket and the standard dog variety... I do seem to favor the maddies though, I think those come from the male reindeer. Really anything you throw down the chimney will be appreciated this year Santa, I am definitely in the try-em-all-out stage!

Oh, and I have been extremely nice this year - except for that one guy... oh, and that other guy too...

oh, and I think I may have yelled at one of your elves once, but I didn't know it was an elf, so...

Merry Christmas Santa!
-Buzz

[denver24]

oh, and I think I may have yelled at one of your elves once, but I didn't know it was an elf, so...

Merry Christmas Santa!
-Buzz

That was actually Gary Coleman you were yelling at.

[buzz]

That was actually Gary Coleman you were yelling at.

Whew, then Santa's elves should be cool with me...

I am also thinking about a Ban vote for Jerry like Mark did, that might help out too. I like coffee though, so it is a tough call...

-Buzz

[buzz]

Dang Santa, I am really, really, really not deserving of such an awesome package. Somehow your elves must have been watching the wrong guy or wrote down the wrong name or something because wow, you really sent a fantastic selection of smokes and a mighty tasty beverage!

You really made my weekend, thanks a ton!

-Buzz

[buzz]

Forgot to mention because I was too excited...

Santa absolutely annihilated my wish list, I mean he took it down hard with reckless abandonment and extreme prejudice. It will take me months to build that list back up...

-Buzz