Roger, yes you Roger!!!

[Secret Santa]

Santa has been watching you but my crystal ball is getting old and tainted.

What on this earth could a Pastor from the Great Northwest want for Christmas? I know you like cigars or you would not be here. What kind of cigars do you enjoy? What do you do with your spare time besides writing sermons, cooking up lots of good food, and being all artsy fartsy?

Ho, Ho, >cough<, Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrtr33]

Ho, Ho, >cough<, Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait - is this the Santa from A Christmas Story?

[Roger]

Gee whiz Santa what can I say! Like most others in my job it can get a bit stressful, but cigars offer some stress relief! I believe that I am a genuine Cameroon freak! But you know us noobs, we will smoke just about anything. Ahem. Variety is the spice of life and I like variety. Now and then I enjoy a fine scotch or gin, something for martini madness when I get the urge. I hope that helps Santa! Roger.

[MarineOne]

Santa has been watching you but my crystal ball is getting old and tainted.

Well, if the reindeer quit dragging their taint across the crystal ball ......

[Roger]

Wow Santa did you ever blow me away this year!!! The mail person delivering it to me was mangled beyond recognition, I thought I saw a few reign deer hooves and and a red light bulb in the mix, but he was still holding my gift and it was spotless! Thank you Santa! You really out-did yourself this year! Thanks! They are so pretty I may just want to decorate my tree with them but in order to do that I would have to figure out how to keep them humidified. WOW!