Hey Hefty,

I sold an old Crock Pot of my mother's on eBay and the woman who bought it lives in Brockway, MT. I figured that was pretty close to you but I forget how things are very different out west than around here. In four hours, I can drive through five states in New England and you need more than that to get to Brockway.

Brockway is the quintessential middle of freakin' nowhere, isn't it? There's a town in nearby Petroleum County called Winnett that only has about 150 or so people and that's the largest town in the whole county, LMAO! I read somewhere it's referred to as a "functioning Ghost town."