Cigar things that annoy you

[cigarsarge]

Scotty is really starting to piss me off.

[opie]

Cigars with bad caps.

[Jonsey5484]

Fidel Castro controlling the Cuban Cigar market! What a no good piece of shit. And I hear his son is just as bad, if not worse.

[QuietC]

so about 3 weeks ago I had a little get together, and this girl was looking through my digital camera at the pics. Well when she got to the pics of the cigars in my humi, she was like "why do you have pictures of your phillie (philly, whichever) blunts" "why do you have so many philly blunts", that annoyed me at the time for some reason.

[stjohnroe]

Fidel Castro controlling the Cuban Cigar market! What a no good piece of shit. And I hear his son is just as bad, if not worse.

You're just bitter that you are unable to get them.

For me also the fact that a monte #2 costs £12+ in the UK, and the fact that you need too much patience to age them properly.

[CoventryCat86]

Ok. I'll bite. This is just for fun... RIGHT?

1.)Figurados.....I can't stand them. == Why??? What’s wrong with the good ole shaped cigar??? Sounds like you’re very intolerant and anal! Ever watch the movie “Grumpy Old Men”?
2.) "Barbershop" cutters--I'd rather chew off the cap with my mouth. == And, you’ve been Paranoid about “germs” from what age? Ok. It’s kind of unsanitary. Real men don’t care!
3.)Thompson telemarketing calls. == Agree… actually ANY telemarketing!
4.)Candelas. == Do you hate all things different?
5.)Tunneling. == Agree… this is a blatant defect in a cigar.
6.)Getting cigars out of a new box without that ribbon thingy… == Man! You need counseling! Any how… I read somewhere in one of my old cigar books that the proper technique is to push down on the head and grab the foot of the cigar. Most experienced cigar smokers use the same tool they use to open the box… slip the tool (or knife) between the foot and the side of the box and it’s really easy! And this bothers you? Are you retarded?
7.)Churchill cigars that really have the dimensions of a corona. == The more you learn about sizes and labeling, the more you’ll find this is common throughout the cigar industry. Get over it.
8.) Trilogy cigars that aren't triangle-pressed. == This is a big problem??? I rarely even see this brand.
9) Arrogant people continuously posting worthless nonsense on cigar boards. == Like you?
10) A cigar smoker who would think a flavored cigars is worth taste testing. == Ok. I kind of agree…
11) A certain cigar smoker who has a ranked list of his favorite flavored cigars. == Sounds like you have a little vendetta.
12) Someone who puts a numbered ranking on a cigar that is not worth ranking. == But YOUR opinion is better than THEIR opinion, right? Hhhmmmmmmm.
13) A nameless person who smokes Thompson reject specials and tells me how fantastic they are. == There’s no accounting for taste!!! There again, YOUR opinion is better than THEIR opinion, right?
14) A Guy on a cigar board posting quotes from historical figures. == So, you think we should burn all the history books? “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!” Sigmund Freuid
15) Someone who recommends cigar sales and specials when they're much cheaper elsewhere. == Thank God you know EVERYTHING!
16) A person who sees a certain cigar site and just can't wait to share it with others, despite the fact that he has no clue if the site is truly worth scrutiny... == There again, YOUR opinion is better than THEIR opinion, right?

Hey! That was fun… I guess it’s ok to share my first instinct about other posts here, right? Well, I know you might get pissed off because I didn’t agree with your opinion. But, I decided to post it anyway! Even at the risk of offending you. You see, I’m not doing in a mean way… I’m kind of poking fun at the Archie Bunkers here. Or, do you NOT see that?

Anyway, I’m going to add my 2 cents worth of “Cigar things that annoy you” just in case someone wants to poke fun at me!

A. Cigar wrapper leaf that pop off when you’re smoking!
B. People (like little know-it-alls) who have some little tid bit of information wrong and share (or post) it with other cigar smokers.
C. People who take their opinion and share it with others as if it were a “fact” instead of their personal opinion!
D. People who don’t know what they are talking about and use their stupid logic to explain something the know nothing about and share (or post) it as if they have some kind of credible information. That's what we call "Wive's Tales" ... Don't GUESS! Read a book!
E. Here’s one that will confirm that I’m anal too! People who don’t know the difference between these common words:
1. Then & Than
2. Their, there & they’re
3. Hear & Here
4. Your & You’re
5. too & to
6. allot & a lot

F. The Web Site Bulletin Board guys who abbreviate EVERYTHING! Like they are COOL and speak to other cool cigar guys in their secret code talk! RASS, WOA, WOAM, SG, BTL, LGC, PSE, PGC, Hemi, Monte, Connie, etc.
G. ISOM! That’s REALLY stupid!!! IMHO, it’s the dumbest thing they’ve ever come up with!!! Secret code? Island South of Miami? For God’s sake! You can say CUBA! You think the Fed’s aren’t going to figure that out? Does that make you feel secure? Or, dose it make you feel COOL??? Every once in a while I smoke a cigar from CUBA!! C U B A ! ! ! CUBA!

There! Now you got my opinion! I think it’s kind of funny! Hope you guys can take a Joke because . . . I’m Stinky!

HEY, it's the ashtray guy!!!! Welcome to CigarSmokers Stinky

Scotty (SFG75) is gonna wish you never found this place

[grand cru no 2]

Ok. I'll bite. This is just for fun... RIGHT?

1.)Figurados.....I can't stand them. == Why??? What’s wrong with the good ole shaped cigar??? Sounds like you’re very intolerant and anal! Ever watch the movie “Grumpy Old Men”?
2.) "Barbershop" cutters--I'd rather chew off the cap with my mouth. == And, you’ve been Paranoid about “germs” from what age? Ok. It’s kind of unsanitary. Real men don’t care!
3.)Thompson telemarketing calls. == Agree… actually ANY telemarketing!
4.)Candelas. == Do you hate all things different?
5.)Tunneling. == Agree… this is a blatant defect in a cigar.
6.)Getting cigars out of a new box without that ribbon thingy… == Man! You need counseling! Any how… I read somewhere in one of my old cigar books that the proper technique is to push down on the head and grab the foot of the cigar. Most experienced cigar smokers use the same tool they use to open the box… slip the tool (or knife) between the foot and the side of the box and it’s really easy! And this bothers you? Are you retarded?
7.)Churchill cigars that really have the dimensions of a corona. == The more you learn about sizes and labeling, the more you’ll find this is common throughout the cigar industry. Get over it.
8.) Trilogy cigars that aren't triangle-pressed. == This is a big problem??? I rarely even see this brand.
9) Arrogant people continuously posting worthless nonsense on cigar boards. == Like you?
10) A cigar smoker who would think a flavored cigars is worth taste testing. == Ok. I kind of agree…
11) A certain cigar smoker who has a ranked list of his favorite flavored cigars. == Sounds like you have a little vendetta.
12) Someone who puts a numbered ranking on a cigar that is not worth ranking. == But YOUR opinion is better than THEIR opinion, right? Hhhmmmmmmm.
13) A nameless person who smokes Thompson reject specials and tells me how fantastic they are. == There’s no accounting for taste!!! There again, YOUR opinion is better than THEIR opinion, right?
14) A Guy on a cigar board posting quotes from historical figures. == So, you think we should burn all the history books? “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!” Sigmund Freuid
15) Someone who recommends cigar sales and specials when they're much cheaper elsewhere. == Thank God you know EVERYTHING!
16) A person who sees a certain cigar site and just can't wait to share it with others, despite the fact that he has no clue if the site is truly worth scrutiny... == There again, YOUR opinion is better than THEIR opinion, right?

Hey! That was fun… I guess it’s ok to share my first instinct about other posts here, right? Well, I know you might get pissed off because I didn’t agree with your opinion. But, I decided to post it anyway! Even at the risk of offending you. You see, I’m not doing in a mean way… I’m kind of poking fun at the Archie Bunkers here. Or, do you NOT see that?

Anyway, I’m going to add my 2 cents worth of “Cigar things that annoy you” just in case someone wants to poke fun at me!

A. Cigar wrapper leaf that pop off when you’re smoking!
B. People (like little know-it-alls) who have some little tid bit of information wrong and share (or post) it with other cigar smokers.
C. People who take their opinion and share it with others as if it were a “fact” instead of their personal opinion!
D. People who don’t know what they are talking about and use their stupid logic to explain something the know nothing about and share (or post) it as if they have some kind of credible information. That's what we call "Wive's Tales" ... Don't GUESS! Read a book!
E. Here’s one that will confirm that I’m anal too! People who don’t know the difference between these common words:
1. Then & Than
2. Their, there & they’re
3. Hear & Here
4. Your & You’re
5. too & to
6. allot & a lot

F. The Web Site Bulletin Board guys who abbreviate EVERYTHING! Like they are COOL and speak to other cool cigar guys in their secret code talk! RASS, WOA, WOAM, SG, BTL, LGC, PSE, PGC, Hemi, Monte, Connie, etc.
G. ISOM! That’s REALLY stupid!!! IMHO, it’s the dumbest thing they’ve ever come up with!!! Secret code? Island South of Miami? For God’s sake! You can say CUBA! You think the Fed’s aren’t going to figure that out? Does that make you feel secure? Or, dose it make you feel COOL??? Every once in a while I smoke a cigar from CUBA!! C U B A ! ! ! CUBA!

There! Now you got my opinion! I think it’s kind of funny! Hope you guys can take a Joke because . . . I’m Stinky!

CC, is this guy related to you?

Welcome aboard Stinky!

[Neuromancer]

Ok. I'll bite. This is just for fun... RIGHT?

1.)Figurados.....I can't stand them. == Why??? What’s wrong with the good ole shaped cigar??? Sounds like you’re very intolerant and anal! Ever watch the movie “Grumpy Old Men”?
2.) "Barbershop" cutters--I'd rather chew off the cap with my mouth. == And, you’ve been Paranoid about “germs” from what age? Ok. It’s kind of unsanitary. Real men don’t care!
3.)Thompson telemarketing calls. == Agree… actually ANY telemarketing!
4.)Candelas. == Do you hate all things different?
5.)Tunneling. == Agree… this is a blatant defect in a cigar.
6.)Getting cigars out of a new box without that ribbon thingy… == Man! You need counseling! Any how… I read somewhere in one of my old cigar books that the proper technique is to push down on the head and grab the foot of the cigar. Most experienced cigar smokers use the same tool they use to open the box… slip the tool (or knife) between the foot and the side of the box and it’s really easy! And this bothers you? Are you retarded?
7.)Churchill cigars that really have the dimensions of a corona. == The more you learn about sizes and labeling, the more you’ll find this is common throughout the cigar industry. Get over it.
8.) Trilogy cigars that aren't triangle-pressed. == This is a big problem??? I rarely even see this brand.
9) Arrogant people continuously posting worthless nonsense on cigar boards. == Like you?
10) A cigar smoker who would think a flavored cigars is worth taste testing. == Ok. I kind of agree…
11) A certain cigar smoker who has a ranked list of his favorite flavored cigars. == Sounds like you have a little vendetta.
12) Someone who puts a numbered ranking on a cigar that is not worth ranking. == But YOUR opinion is better than THEIR opinion, right? Hhhmmmmmmm.
13) A nameless person who smokes Thompson reject specials and tells me how fantastic they are. == There’s no accounting for taste!!! There again, YOUR opinion is better than THEIR opinion, right?
14) A Guy on a cigar board posting quotes from historical figures. == So, you think we should burn all the history books? “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!” Sigmund Freuid
15) Someone who recommends cigar sales and specials when they're much cheaper elsewhere. == Thank God you know EVERYTHING!
16) A person who sees a certain cigar site and just can't wait to share it with others, despite the fact that he has no clue if the site is truly worth scrutiny... == There again, YOUR opinion is better than THEIR opinion, right?

Hey! That was fun… I guess it’s ok to share my first instinct about other posts here, right? Well, I know you might get pissed off because I didn’t agree with your opinion. But, I decided to post it anyway! Even at the risk of offending you. You see, I’m not doing in a mean way… I’m kind of poking fun at the Archie Bunkers here. Or, do you NOT see that?

Anyway, I’m going to add my 2 cents worth of “Cigar things that annoy you” just in case someone wants to poke fun at me!

A. Cigar wrapper leaf that pop off when you’re smoking!
B. People (like little know-it-alls) who have some little tid bit of information wrong and share (or post) it with other cigar smokers.
C. People who take their opinion and share it with others as if it were a “fact” instead of their personal opinion!
D. People who don’t know what they are talking about and use their stupid logic to explain something the know nothing about and share (or post) it as if they have some kind of credible information. That's what we call "Wive's Tales" ... Don't GUESS! Read a book!
E. Here’s one that will confirm that I’m anal too! People who don’t know the difference between these common words:
1. Then & Than
2. Their, there & they’re
3. Hear & Here
4. Your & You’re
5. too & to
6. allot & a lot
F. The Web Site Bulletin Board guys who abbreviate EVERYTHING! Like they are COOL and speak to other cool cigar guys in their secret code talk! RASS, WOA, WOAM, SG, BTL, LGC, PSE, PGC, Hemi, Monte, Connie, etc.
G. ISOM! That’s REALLY stupid!!! IMHO, it’s the dumbest thing they’ve ever come up with!!! Secret code? Island South of Miami? For God’s sake! You can say CUBA! You think the Fed’s aren’t going to figure that out? Does that make you feel secure? Or, dose it make you feel COOL??? Every once in a while I smoke a cigar from CUBA!! C U B A ! ! ! CUBA!

There! Now you got my opinion! I think it’s kind of funny! Hope you guys can take a Joke because . . . I’m Stinky!

He forgot:

7. affect & effect

Heh...actually just wanted to top this for the amusement of those that have come in recent months since this was posted...

[hevyboy]

He forgot:

7. affect & effect

Heh...actually just wanted to top this for the amusement of those that have come in recent months since this was posted...

affect is a verb
effect is a noun

[hevyboy]

affect is a verb
effect is a noun

you can use either one as long as you don't mind looking like a moron

[Baron Porthos]

Does that make you feel secure? Or, dose it

Why is it does then dose?
slipping in the hot tub and getting a good cigar wet.

Realizing if I shop at 4 different local shops I'll get 4 different prices.

Why is does gas have a .25 range in my area? Dose it mean someone is trying to take advantage of us?

[CoventryCat86]

SONOVABITCH!!!

Neuromaniac, whadda tryin' to do, make me have a stroke? Topping a "Scotty" thread? GEZUZ, I thought that prick was back here for round 112

Whew.....all is well.

[CoventryCat86]

affect is a verb
effect is a noun

Pretty good for a "tater"






LMFAO!! Ya know I'm just kiddin' hevyboy. Those dorks may "Got Spurrier" but one thing is guaranteed for those douchebags*** this year and that is a

LOSING RECORD !!
Damn, I was just saying earlier how I miss ole CockyHoskins. Where is that gat dang chicken shit coot?

***this is NOT all USC fans in general, only the obnoxious, loud mouthed DOUCHEBAGS over on CockyHoskins site. Buncha freakin' lame bastids.

[Neuromancer]

SONOVABITCH!!!

Neuromaniac, whadda tryin' to do, make me have a stroke? Topping a "Scotty" thread? GEZUZ, I thought that rpick was back here for round 112

Whew.....all is well.

Uhhh...what's an "rpick?" Anything remotely resembling a "prick?"

[Corona Gigante]

affect is a verb
effect is a noun

Of course I would like to say "close but no cigar" but...

Sorry, not even close.

[sungrownbill]

While I'm on my soapbox:

I can only roll my eyes at people who don't smoke cigars regularly, bragging about the "cubans" that they got from a friend. As if they can tell a difference between the cigar they smoked at a wedding last year and the so-called "cuban" they now have. They act as if you should be getting out your checkbook and starting the bidding process on who is going to be the lucky one to share in their wealth.

[Hugh Jorgan]

Mooching. I hate mooching.

I don't care if you have 4 posts or 4000 posts, it's still mooching.

I don't care if you were serious or say you were joking, there's nothing funny about mooching.

I don't care if you are a newbie or a seasoned FOG, mooching is classless.

I don't care if it's a Green Iguana or a Cuban Davidoff, mooching sucks.

Moochers are the scum sucking leeches of the cigar forum communities.

[Hugh Jorgan]

Mooching. I hate mooching.

I don't care if you have 4 posts or 4000 posts, it's still mooching.

I don't care if you were serious or say you were joking, there's nothing funny about mooching.

I don't care if you are a newbie or a seasoned FOG, mooching is classless.

I don't care if it's a Green Iguana or a Cuban Davidoff, mooching sucks.

Moochers are the scum sucking leeches of the cigar forum communities.

That reminds me, RealPuroBrat you suck, you lowlife mooch.

[cigar no baka]

Drunks who walk up to me in the bar and try to mooch cigars. Cuz they see me smoking a cigar, and are like "hey can I get one of those?". To which i say " My dear man, if it was a cigarette that cost $.40 each, I would gladly give you one, but this fine specimen is an Avo Signature Double Corona, a thing of beauty that costs more than you likely make per hour."

Or something close to that - like "No, you can't"

To which I get the response "jesus, lighten up dude"!