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  1. 07-01-2005, 07:33 PM #1
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    Who'd be stupid enough to get on Thompson's telemarketing list in the first place? Oh, sorry Scroto, you must order from them, huh?

    What's wrong with candelas? Whoooops, never mind, you like flavored cigars so once again, your taste in cigars is only above that of a dung beetle.
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  2. 07-01-2005, 07:58 PM #2
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    Sorry, have to add a few more things....

    6.)Getting cigars out of a new box without that ribbon thingy
    7.)Churchill cigars that really have the dimensions of a corona
    8.)Trilogy cigars that aren't triangle-pressed.
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    8.)Trilogy cigars that aren't triangle-pressed.

    For some strange reason this one was bugging me too, but I am not much of a bradley fan to begin with so...

    My number one annoyance: Cigar Snobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by entheomation
    My number one annoyance: Cigar Snobs.

    Lee - this guy don't like your place....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese
    Lee - this guy don't like your place....

    Good, we don't allow homo's over there anyway....
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    Unhappy

    ???

    I didn't realise that this board condoned such behavior.
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    Quote Originally Posted by entheomation
    ???

    I didn't realise that this board condoned such behavior.
    You're absolutely right!!! Scotty should not be able to post this garbage - but he does... Whatcha gonna do - Scotty doesn't know any better... Oh, well - we just gotta live with it....
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    9) Arrogant people continuously posting worthless nonsense on cigar boards.
    10) A cigar smoker who would think a flavored cigars is worth taste testing.
    11) A certain cigar smoker who has a ranked list of his favorite flavored cigars
    12) Someone who puts a numbered ranking on a cigar that is not worth ranking.
    13) A nameless person who smokes Thompson reject specials and tels me how fantastic they are.
    14) A Guy on a cigar board posting quotes from historical figures.
    15) Someone who recommends cigar sales and specials when they're much cheaper elsewhere
    16) A person who sees a certain cigar site and just can't wait to share it with others, despite the fact that he has no clue if the site is truly worth scrutiny...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
    your taste in cigars is only above that of a dung beetle.
    Haven't laughed that hard for a while. Thanks CC
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    Quote Originally Posted by PuffTheMagicDragon
    Haven't laughed that hard for a while. Thanks CC
    I MUST give credit where credit is due. Hugh Jorgan first said that about Puro over on the Island of the Misfit Toys. It was so good, I had to make sure that others would see it because NO ONE goes to the Island anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
    I MUST give credit where credit is due. Hugh Jorgan first said that about Puro over on the Island of the Misfit Toys. It was so good, I had to make sure that others would see it because NO ONE goes to the Island anymore.

    Be VERY CAREFUL, CC - Hugh has trademarks on ALL of his sayings. If you don't properly quote your sources, his legal team will be all over you. I'm still trying to dig out from under the pile of legal briefs I received from his law firm of Dewey, Cheetum & Howe...
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    Default Reminds me of my legal firm...

    Howard Fine & Howard

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    I use the respected firm of Sue, Grabbit, & Runne.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corona Gigante
    I use the respected firm of Sue, Grabbit, & Runne.

    I Prefer "Luvum & Burnum, Family Law"

    Of Course there is always, "Dewwe, Cheatum & Runn."

    Oh yeah, How Many Lawyer Jokes are there? 3, The Rest of em' are true.
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