Cigar things that annoy you

[sungrownbill]

While I'm on my soapbox:

I can only roll my eyes at people who don't smoke cigars regularly, bragging about the "cubans" that they got from a friend. As if they can tell a difference between the cigar they smoked at a wedding last year and the so-called "cuban" they now have. They act as if you should be getting out your checkbook and starting the bidding process on who is going to be the lucky one to share in their wealth.

[Hugh Jorgan]

Mooching. I hate mooching.

I don't care if you have 4 posts or 4000 posts, it's still mooching.

I don't care if you were serious or say you were joking, there's nothing funny about mooching.

I don't care if you are a newbie or a seasoned FOG, mooching is classless.

I don't care if it's a Green Iguana or a Cuban Davidoff, mooching sucks.

Moochers are the scum sucking leeches of the cigar forum communities.

[Hugh Jorgan]

Mooching. I hate mooching.

I don't care if you have 4 posts or 4000 posts, it's still mooching.

I don't care if you were serious or say you were joking, there's nothing funny about mooching.

I don't care if you are a newbie or a seasoned FOG, mooching is classless.

I don't care if it's a Green Iguana or a Cuban Davidoff, mooching sucks.

Moochers are the scum sucking leeches of the cigar forum communities.

That reminds me, RealPuroBrat you suck, you lowlife mooch.

[cigar no baka]

Drunks who walk up to me in the bar and try to mooch cigars. Cuz they see me smoking a cigar, and are like "hey can I get one of those?". To which i say " My dear man, if it was a cigarette that cost $.40 each, I would gladly give you one, but this fine specimen is an Avo Signature Double Corona, a thing of beauty that costs more than you likely make per hour."

Or something close to that - like "No, you can't"

To which I get the response "jesus, lighten up dude"!