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Now, reading the complete thread is an absolute must read...up unitl now, SFG75 has only been a rumored legend to me as I didn't know what he was all about...can I also assume that after reading this thread I'll have a better idea on how NOT to behave here?Originally Posted by superman78
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I wish more people would act like him,much more interesting when theres a whipping boy aroundNow, reading the complete thread is an absolute must read...up unitl now, SFG75 has only been a rumored legend to me as I didn't know what he was all about...can I also assume that after reading this thread I'll have a better idea on how NOT to behave here?
I drink a great deal.I sleep a little,and i smoke cigar after cigar.That is why i am in two-hundred percent form
-Winston Churchill
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Whippin boys seem to show up, don't they
Don't worry about the mule, just load the wagon.
Whipping Snappers!
Nah... I was just jokin'. I think the "old timers" on this board know I don't mind seeing Scotty... I hate to see the flames start up again, but hey - sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do... After all - I AM the official CigarSmokers "Poopy Stirrer"...
If you've got some free time, you gotta do a search on this board - there's some great exchanges with Scotty. Makes for great reading. I'd suggest maybe the "Okienoodling" thread for starters. That will entertain you for about an hour or so... The "pigs" thread was pretty good too, although not nearly as humorous as the Okienoodling thread.
Whipping Snappers!
..oh, and here's a thread I'm particularly proud of...
Moochie da Clown declared as a "Category 4" mooch...
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SONOVABITCH!!!
Neuromaniac, whadda tryin' to do, make me have a stroke? Topping a "Scotty" thread? GEZUZ, I thought that prick was back here for round 112
Whew.....all is well.
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TBSCigars - "On Holiday"Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
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Pretty good for a "tater"
LMFAO!! Ya know I'm just kiddin' hevyboy. Those dorks may "Got Spurrier" but one thing is guaranteed for those douchebags*** this year and that is a
LOSING RECORD !!
Damn, I was just saying earlier how I miss ole CockyHoskins. Where is that gat dang chicken shit coot?
***this is NOT all USC fans in general, only the obnoxious, loud mouthed DOUCHEBAGS over on CockyHoskins site. Buncha freakin' lame bastids.
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TBSCigars - "On Holiday"Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
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Uhhh...what's an "rpick?" Anything remotely resembling a "prick?"SONOVABITCH!!!
Neuromaniac, whadda tryin' to do, make me have a stroke? Topping a "Scotty" thread? GEZUZ, I thought that rpick was back here for round 112
Whew.....all is well.
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Yeah, I fixed it...
As you can see the mere thought of him makes me start to shake, then my blood boils.
TBSCigars - "On Holiday"Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
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You need to calm down...relax...unwind...go smoke, ahhhh...a cigar...yeah, a cigar...a great reason to smoke a cigar...Yeah, I fixed it...
As you can see the mere thought of him makes me start to shake, then my blood boils.
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I already had four cigars today.....
TBSCigars - "On Holiday"Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
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That's two more than I had and I'm itching for another one but my GF is getting on my case about smoking too many...it started with a couple a week...then one every other day...then one daily...and now, half the time I sneak a second one every day or so and if she knew I was hitting two a day she'd hand me my butt in a handbasket even thought she likes to smoke them too, occasionally...
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Of course I would like to say "close but no cigar" but...
Sorry, not even close.
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bending over and reaching for the Crisco
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That makes two of us. One crap cigar from cigar of the month club (cancelled that damn thing last month but too late, so I got one more shipment), one tiny cigar, and two big fatass mofos.
There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
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Haven't laughed that hard for a while. Thanks CC
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I MUST give credit where credit is due. Hugh Jorgan first said that about Puro over on the Island of the Misfit Toys. It was so good, I had to make sure that others would see it because NO ONE goes to the Island anymore.Haven't laughed that hard for a while. Thanks CC
TBSCigars - "On Holiday"Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
Whipping Snappers!
I MUST give credit where credit is due. Hugh Jorgan first said that about Puro over on the Island of the Misfit Toys. It was so good, I had to make sure that others would see it because NO ONE goes to the Island anymore.
Be VERY CAREFUL, CC - Hugh has trademarks on ALL of his sayings. If you don't properly quote your sources, his legal team will be all over you. I'm still trying to dig out from under the pile of legal briefs I received from his law firm of Dewey, Cheetum & Howe...
Former amnesia patient
Reminds me of my legal firm...
Howard Fine & Howard
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I use the respected firm of Sue, Grabbit, & Runne.
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bending over and reaching for the Crisco
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I Prefer "Luvum & Burnum, Family Law"
Of Course there is always, "Dewwe, Cheatum & Runn."
Oh yeah, How Many Lawyer Jokes are there? 3, The Rest of em' are true.
"I Smoke in Moderation.... Just One Cigar at a Time." Mark Twain
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