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    o well ill just get em from my next door neighbor who has cohibas (good brand?!). Also,im not 18 yet so this is more of a preparation thing because when i turn 18 im gonna smoke the best cigar i can find. (besides the Cohiba Behike too much $$). Would my neighbors be a good choice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner18 View Post
    o well ill just get em from my next door neighbor who has cohibas (good brand?!). Also,im not 18 yet so this is more of a preparation thing because when i turn 18 im gonna smoke the best cigar i can find. (besides the Cohiba Behike too much $$). Would my neighbors be a good choice?

    The Cohiba Behike is a *very* limited production cigar. There were only 4,000 of these cigars made, 40 cigars per humidor, and only 100 humidors made specifically for these cigars. When they say these cigars were "handmade", they don't mention that there was only 1 person making them and she made all four thousand cigars.

    At roughly $400 to $450 per cigar, or $18,000 per humidor (box) I don't think your neighbor has real ones and if he did I'm pretty damned sure he wouldn't let you smoke one.



    But hey, I've got a brand new box of 1959 Backwoods that I'll sell you for the cheap price of $500. They're still in the stay fresh pouch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner18 View Post
    o well ill just get em from my next door neighbor who has cohibas (good brand?!). Also,im not 18 yet so this is more of a preparation thing because when i turn 18 im gonna smoke the best cigar i can find. (besides the Cohiba Behike too much $$). Would my neighbors be a good choice?
    OMG - next door neighbors are ALWAYS the best source for Cuban cigars! Why mess with that??

    Or - find a guy that travels to Cuba by sailboat in the middle of the night to trade medical supplies for boxes of cigars that were obtained by distant relatives of factory workers that slip them out the back doors past security...

    ...or your could could become a full member of this site - turn 18 - and reap the rewards of community involvement!!!

    ...nah - never mind - too much work... Hey - what was the number of that guy with the sailboat?

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    Dude, keep quiet about the sailboat guy. I'm trading a box of tainted Tylenol for some Montecristo's.

    Sheesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarineOne View Post
    Dude, keep quiet about the sailboat guy. I'm trading a box of tainted Tylenol for some Montecristo's.

    Sheesh.
    I let the cat out of the bag... Sorry...

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    GG, letting the cat out again! Sheesh!

    Lopaka

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    Who would trade tainted Tylenol for montecristo's? and on this website/ phone company whats the minimum amount to buy?

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    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner18 View Post
    Who would trade tainted Tylenol for montecristo's? and on this website/ phone company whats the minimum amount to buy?
    I've never used them, but I think it's $1,028.95
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