Calling all pipe smokers… more taxes.

[MarineOne]

What the fark?!?!

Nanny state indeed. Congress seems to forget that banning the shipment of tobacco products like cigarettes and smokeless tobacco they're biting the hand that feeds S-CHIP.

Watch out, the next thing you know forks, knives, and spoons will be outlawed because its the main reason for obesity.

[Roger]

What the fark?!?!

Nanny state indeed. Congress seems to forget that banning the shipment of tobacco products like cigarettes and smokeless tobacco they're biting the hand that feeds S-CHIP.

Watch out, the next thing you know forks, knives, and spoons will be outlawed because its the main reason for obesity.

Don't give em any more ideas!

[MarineOne]

Don't give em any more ideas!

Oh please, I'm surprised we haven't seen something like this by now .......


"Anti-utensil Congressman found with utensils"
WASHINGTON (AP) - Last night while passing through a sobriety checkpoint, Congressman Richard LaTrine (R) was found to be in possession of several sets of utensils, including the viciously curved butter knife, in a suburb of Washington, D.C.

Congressman LaTrine was arrested and released early this morning, and his office said that he would be making a televised statement later in the day.

Several members of both the House and Senate citied the actions of the security police, suggesting that there was more to the congressman's arrest than simply utensils. However, none of them would go on camera.


Yes, I can see this happening.