Calling all pipe smokers… more taxes.

[Roger]

What the fark?!?!

Nanny state indeed. Congress seems to forget that banning the shipment of tobacco products like cigarettes and smokeless tobacco they're biting the hand that feeds S-CHIP.

Watch out, the next thing you know forks, knives, and spoons will be outlawed because its the main reason for obesity.

Don't give em any more ideas!