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[MMAB]

Don't even dream of drinking more than three LIITs AND DEFINITELY DON'T DRIVE AT ALL. Even after one.

When I first heard of Long Island Ice Teas I couldn't believe that a drink made up of so much booze could taste decent. Amazingly, they taste fantastic, but they will kill you. Kill, kill, kill, kill. They are totally unforgiving. Respect them and the number of them that you drink or you will certainly regret it the next day more than you could ever imagine.

But why kill yourself? You like Jack Daniels? Drink Gentleman Jack, a more refined version of Jack Daniels.

Ahhhhh....but I forget.....your at the magic number. You're legal. You want to get hammered. Don't you

There is no telling you anything at this moment I guess. Go ahead. Get wasted. Just promise us one thing.....be sure that you don't drive. Please. And be sure that whoever IS driving you is sober.

Happy Birthday!

[Drake]

i say stay away from the LIITs. i've had nothing good come from drinking those. i drank 1 beer and two LIITs, i don't remember anything. i was told i made a complete a$$ of myself in front of a beautiful girl that liked me before that night. then, i tried to get into my neighbor's house. which could've ended really bad if he had thought i was a burglar or something. i'd suggest sticking to something a little more controllable. try that one when you're not trying to get smashed. because if you drink those to get smashed, you'll end up way worse off than you intended. just my suggestion.


gentleman's jack is VERY yummy.