Why don't we just post FREE BEER signs at all army recruiting stations in redneck areas. Then we gather up the drunks off the floor, fly them over Iraq and give them only sixthings:

1)all the meth they can possibly use
2)a fifth of Jack Daniels
3)an M-16 with 1000 rounds of ammunition
4)a rusty knife
5)instructions that read "Iraqis hate Jesus! Get them while you can!
6)a parachute.

and drop them in trouble-infested areas in Iraq. The place will be terrorist free in 24 hours.