Just a few questions...

Do Esplendidos come in boxes of 12? I don't think so, but I don't have any cousins in Cuba.

Como se dice "incest"? I ask because I think your cousin just ass-raped you... Cohibas are the most counterfeited cigar in the world -- there are more fakes out there than real ones -- sell them on craigslist, because no one here is going to be stupid enough to buy them.

Good day.