Cohiba Espledidos Authentic Cigars in Sealed Box

[webworm13]

Did I miss something here? I don't understand the need for the verbal assault. I gave a cigar to a family member who got dizzy while smoking and very few of my family members or friends smoke. I am not a cigar aficionado and came across these puros through a cousin and bought them to help her out. I would like to sell them, however I'am not desperate, so if you are interested, that's great, if not, keep the negative commentary to yourself or send your negative communication through a back channel.

[EGQ]

Inconsistencies, obvious clues -- I stand by my theory of familial sexual assault (leaving aside the gender issues, and the potential theories).

[webworm13]

Inconsistencies, obvious clues -- I stand by my theory of familial sexual assault (leaving aside the gender issues, and the potential theories).

Inconsistencies? Mind specifying because I re-read my posts and fail to see any.
The cigars are what they are so take or leave it or make an offer. If they are counterfeit, I may just keep them.

[EGQ]

Damn it. Now I have to go turn on the computer (because I can't cut and paste, and bold and get all fancy on your ass whilst on my iPad). Give me a minute.

[nhcigarfan]

Never seen a 12 pack myself.

[webworm13]

Damn it. Now I have to go turn on the computer (because I can't cut and paste, and bold and get all fancy on your ass whilst on my iPad). Give me a minute.

I'am on my Ipad too so get fancy all you want. I can go to my desktop too.

[webworm13]

Damn it. Now I have to go turn on the computer (because I can't cut and paste, and bold and get all fancy on your ass whilst on my iPad). Give me a minute.

Since you are so adamant I am making this up how about I send you one for free. If you smoke it and like it, than put your money where your mouth is and buy the box.

[EGQ]

Since you are so adamant I am making this up how about I send you one for free. If you smoke it and like it, than put your money where your mouth is and buy the box.

Deal.

Ed Quinlisk
1909 Eisenhower Lane
Bolingbrook, IL 60490

[buzz]

kindly go on about your day and let the real cigar aficionados view these fine puros from Havana, Cuba

...and here I am...

Wow, would you just look at those fine puros from Havana! Wow! Look at them! Wow!

The cigars are what they are so take or leave it or make an offer.

Ok, my offer is $3 - but you pay shipping.

it is obvious that you are intent on torpedoing my sale.

Ed is a sale-torpedoer!

-Buzz

[EGQ]

Inconsistencies? Mind specifying because I re-read my posts and fail to see any.
The cigars are what they are so take or leave it or make an offer. If they are counterfeit, I may just keep them.

I was going to go all bold and high lighted, but I can't figure out how to quote from multiple posts, so I guess I have to verbalize it...

1. I find "a cousin of mine upon my request" and "came across these puros through a cousin and bought them to help her out" to be inconsistent. The dichotomy is appauling.

2. Likewise, I find "Cohiba Esple[n]didos Authentic Cigars" to be inconsistent with your considerably weakened assertion "that these cigars do in fact come from the country that manufactures these." Your logic that a Cuban handed you a box of cigars in Cuba so they must be authentic Cohiba Esplendidos is flawed.

To be clear, I never said that I thought what you were selling was counterfeit -- I asked a question about box sizes, and I honestly don't know the answer; and I made a quip that questioned your anal virginity (I'm known to do that, what does that say about me?). I honestly have no idea about whether the cigars you are attempting to sell on a forum for cigar smokers (is that where they got the name?), and notably not on a forum for ass-hats that want to sell cigars that may or may not be Cuban or Cohibas to cigar smokers, are or aren't real. Those may be perfectly legitimate examples of whatever you may be hawking them as. I don't know, but I feel it is my duty -- no, honor -- to enlighten all the retards, er, I mean newbs, that may be stopping by for the first time -- so I'll say it again -- Cohibas are the most counterfeited cigar in the world -- there are more fakes out there than real ones. And now I will state explicitly what I was trying to imply in a very subtle and civil manner (rare for me) -- chances are that what you are trying to sell is fake. I'm not trying to offend you -- in fact, I went out of my way (you'd know that if you weren't just stopping by to unload some crap) not to offend you.

I thank you for visiting, and I'm happy to report that I take some pride in the fact that if you do sell those cigars, I did all I could to assure it wouldn't be to someone who saw your post on this site.

[Mangyrat]

Lets see if i understand this.

The open box has 9 cigars in it but the picture shows 10 with 3 missing out of it and what looks like a 2nd row below that.
Now the unopened box looks the same as the open box but it only has 12 in it?
Unless I'm mistaken they come in boxes of 25 with 13 cigars on the top layer and 12 on the bottom layer.

Now you also say you have paper work proving where you got them when you illegally brought them to the USA, what idiot gave you paper work on illegal cigars that you smuggled in to the USA ?

[EGQ]

Lets see if i understand this.

The open box has 9 cigars in it but the picture shows 10 with 3 missing out of it and what looks like a 2nd row below that.
Now the unopened box looks the same as the open box but it only has 12 in it?
Unless I'm mistaken they come in boxes of 25 with 13 cigars on the top layer and 12 on the bottom layer.

Now you also say you have paper work proving where you got them when you illegally brought them to the USA, what idiot gave you paper work on illegal cigars that you smuggled in to the USA ?

Yeah -- what he said, too.

[EGQ]

Yeah -- what he said, too.

Mother fucker -- you can actually see the row of cigars below in the open box -- fuck you webworm13 -- you are a piece of shit.