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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizicke5273 View Post
    ....unzipped and let the Tennessee Waterfall floweth forth like no other right on him. Little did I know though at the same time, a small crowd around me began to.......
    chant: shart...shart...shart...SHART...SHART!!!!! Hearing the almighty call of the shart, I...
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    chant: shart...shart...shart...SHART...SHART!!!!! Hearing the almighty call of the shart, I...
    .....started to watch an orangutan jump rope. I originally was thinking we'd have oranges and bacon strips for dinner, but thought.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    .....started to watch an orangutan jump rope. I originally was thinking we'd have oranges and bacon strips for dinner, but thought.....
    man, what a nice ass-hair toupee could be made from that Orangutan. I tried to get him to stand still so I could.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    man, what a nice ass-hair toupee could be made from that Orangutan. I tried to get him to stand still so I could.........
    ....finish this MRI and shave his ass. The rain in Spain stays mainly....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....finish this MRI and shave his ass. The rain in Spain stays mainly....
    on the plane, I thought to myself while trying to kick my cockney accent. The apocoliptic triple suns were scorching down Aunt Ethel, sunburned all to hell, strolled up naked and....
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    on the plane, I thought to myself while trying to kick my cockney accent. The apocoliptic triple suns were scorching down Aunt Ethel, sunburned all to hell, strolled up naked and....
    distracted the orangutan just long enough for the ass-hair toupee engineer to complete the required shaving. When he handed the hair to the toupee architect......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    distracted the orangutan just long enough for the ass-hair toupee engineer to complete the required shaving. When he handed the hair to the toupee architect......
    ....his blog was finally popular. I purposefully started misspelling the names of ass-hats because.....


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