.....started to watch an orangutan jump rope. I originally was thinking we'd have oranges and bacon strips for dinner, but thought.....Originally Posted by badwhale
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.....started to watch an orangutan jump rope. I originally was thinking we'd have oranges and bacon strips for dinner, but thought.....
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sittin' in the back room
man, what a nice ass-hair toupee could be made from that Orangutan. I tried to get him to stand still so I could.........
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....finish this MRI and shave his ass. The rain in Spain stays mainly....
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hecho a mano matón
on the plane, I thought to myself while trying to kick my cockney accent. The apocoliptic triple suns were scorching down Aunt Ethel, sunburned all to hell, strolled up naked and....
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
distracted the orangutan just long enough for the ass-hair toupee engineer to complete the required shaving. When he handed the hair to the toupee architect......
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....his blog was finally popular. I purposefully started misspelling the names of ass-hats because.....
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Ass hair toupee aficionados generally look down on ass-hats. Then suddenly the idea hit me.......
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