Results 1 to 20 of 189

Thread: Never ending.........

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Bitterville
    Posts
    7,192
    Blog Entries
    117

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Eville View Post
    ...,he was a border-line superhero. After showing the ballerina why his pimp hand is way strong, he...
    flew around the earth, really really fast to turn back time and fix the apocolypse. Now that everything was back to normal, and badwhale was lounging amongst a plethora of playboy mansion playmates...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Wichita, KS
    Posts
    7,539
    Blog Entries
    56

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    flew around the earth, really really fast to turn back time and fix the apocolypse. Now that everything was back to normal, and badwhale was lounging amongst a plethora of playboy mansion playmates...
    the orangutan thought the whale had slept long enough and slapped him awake. Once badwhale realized that the "mansion" was actually.....

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Bitterville
    Posts
    7,192
    Blog Entries
    117

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    the orangutan thought the whale had slept long enough and slapped him awake. Once badwhale realized that the "mansion" was actually.....
    a dumpster, and the orangutan was actually ashauler, he sprang up and said "Man, I really picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Buzz opened his murse, and pulled out...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Wichita, KS
    Posts
    7,539
    Blog Entries
    56

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    a dumpster, and the orangutan was actually ashauler, he sprang up and said "Man, I really picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Buzz opened his murse, and pulled out...
    a photo of a platypus, to which he began singing "Lost in Love." ashauler and badwhale looked at each other and......

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Bitterville
    Posts
    7,192
    Blog Entries
    117

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    a photo of a platypus, to which he began singing "Lost in Love." ashauler and badwhale looked at each other and......
    lit up a couple of Padron 80ths. Buzz, on the other hand, started to weep while crooning over the platypus picture and could barely...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Wichita, KS
    Posts
    7,539
    Blog Entries
    56

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    lit up a couple of Padron 80ths. Buzz, on the other hand, started to weep while crooning over the platypus picture and could barely...
    get through the last chorus. Of course, everyone knows that once you go platypus....

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Some Chair in Greensburg, Pa
    Posts
    1,420

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    get through the last chorus. Of course, everyone knows that once you go platypus....
    .....the superhero orangutan swoops down and takes a leak on your head after a long day of saving the universe. As the superhero orangutan flew off into the starry unknown, badwhale thought out loud....
    Yay! Cigars!


Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 2 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 2 guests)

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •