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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    get through the last chorus. Of course, everyone knows that once you go platypus....
    .....the superhero orangutan swoops down and takes a leak on your head after a long day of saving the universe. As the superhero orangutan flew off into the starry unknown, badwhale thought out loud....
    Yay! Cigars!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizicke5273 View Post
    .....the superhero orangutan swoops down and takes a leak on your head after a long day of saving the universe. As the superhero orangutan flew off into the starry unknown, badwhale thought out loud....
    "I thought the orangutan was ashauler...pffft." He then looked over at buzz who was weeping uncontrollably, gave him a good firm pimp slap and shouted...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    "I thought the orangutan was ashauler...pffft." He then looked over at buzz who was weeping uncontrollably, gave him a good firm pimp slap and shouted...
    ...."buzzy-z, were you ever caught slippin'?" All of a sudden, Aunt Ethel walks sprouts up out of the ground with a Smith & Wession in each hand and pointed them....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ...."buzzy-z, were you ever caught slippin'?" All of a sudden, Aunt Ethel walks sprouts up out of the ground with a Smith & Wession in each hand and pointed them....
    in the direction of a whatever. While trying to figure out if Aunt Ethel walked or sprouted up, and what the heck a Wession was, Buzz decided to employ a run-on sentence in order to set a few things straight; such as that this crazy notion that he is a fan of macanoodles is completely false - and that he doesn't carry a murse, DANGIT IT'S A FLIPPING CAMERA BACKPACK; and while he is quite fond of platypuses, he would never cry whilst singing (it was his allergies); all this reminding him that Jamie drives a minivan and Will likes to...
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    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    in the direction of a whatever. While trying to figure out if Aunt Ethel walked or sprouted up, and what the heck a Wession was, Buzz decided to employ a run-on sentence in order to set a few things straight; such as that this crazy notion that he is a fan of macanoodles is completely false - and that he doesn't carry a murse, DANGIT IT'S A FLIPPING CAMERA BACKPACK; and while he is quite fond of platypuses, he would never cry whilst singing (it was his allergies); all this reminding him that Jamie drives a minivan and Will likes to...
    hang out with hot playmates and smoke Padrons. For a second, it seemed the story would take a turn for the worse, but luckily...
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    hang out with hot playmates and smoke Padrons. For a second, it seemed the story would take a turn for the worse, but luckily...
    ....Barney the purple dinosaur showed up drunk, and kept telling Buzz's murse (or whatever) about how he's going to "give it" to Aunt Ethel. A swarm of bees soon joined the party, and instantly started to pick a fight with the gerbil army, who had turned into a raucous group of misfits, breaking windows and furniture, drinking all of the.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....Barney the purple dinosaur showed up drunk, and kept telling Buzz's murse (or whatever) about how he's going to "give it" to Aunt Ethel. A swarm of bees soon joined the party, and instantly started to pick a fight with the gerbil army, who had turned into a raucous group of misfits, breaking windows and furniture, drinking all of the.....
    .....ether. I was wondering if it was worth keeping this story going because....


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