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[craig]

Speaking of Ron White, announced yesterday...
http://www.marketwire.com/press-rele...ip-1422188.htm

From the press-release:

Zino Platinum cigar smokers are youthful, ambitious, strong, proud, successful, fashionable and bold. Today Zino Platinum is still at the forefront of pop culture and the leading lifestyle brand in the cigar industry. Zino Platinum uses the best traditions of the old school and the innovations of the new school to create a dynamic market opportunity.

Now I know why I'm not a Zino smoker.

(I didn't know who Ron White was either.)

[mrtr33]

Odd. I was under the false presumption this was a humor thread.

"Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." - Steven Wright

"I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck, don't go see Dr. Acula" - Mitch Hedberg

"We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him, not ONE FUCKING BULLET!" - Denis Leary

[ggiese]

Odd. I was under the false presumption this was a humor thread.

"Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." - Steven Wright

"I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck, don't go see Dr. Acula" - Mitch Hedberg

"We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him, not ONE FUCKING BULLET!" - Denis Leary

One person's humor is another person's bane.

-ggiese

[ggiese]

"Your strong accusations and your offenses will be send to the corresponding authorities."

- Daisy

[JiveTurkey]

"And bring me back some of those cigars in the cedar boxes, you know the ones with the fancy rings? I love those fancy rings. They kind of distract you while you're smoking. The red and yellow are nice. It looks good against the brown of the cigar. The Maduro, I like the Maduro wrapper. The darker the better, that's what I say. Of course, the Claro's good too. That's more of a pale brown, almost like a milky coffee. I find the ring size very confusing. They have it in centimeters which I don't really understand that well...."

-George Steinbrenner (à la Seinfeld)

[garryyjr]

"And bring me back some of those cigars in the cedar boxes, you know the ones with the fancy rings? I love those fancy rings. They kind of distract you while you're smoking. The red and yellow are nice. It looks good against the brown of the cigar. The Maduro, I like the Maduro wrapper. The darker the better, that's what I say. Of course, the Claro's good too. That's more of a pale brown, almost like a milky coffee. I find the ring size very confusing. They have it in centimeters which I don't really understand that well...."

-George Steinbrenner (à la Seinfeld)

Love it.. GREAT show!

[MrJeff]

Speaking of Ron White, I was able to see him live in East Lansing a couple of years ago. Some jackass in the audience started to yell at him in the middle of his act telling him it was against the law to smoke in a public building in East Lansing. Ron's response was to tell them to fuck off. It was a great show, to say the least.

"What's another word for thesaurus?"-Stephen Wright

[ggiese]

I tried Cohiba Miniatures.

I like this game!!!