Quotes

[garryyjr]

"And bring me back some of those cigars in the cedar boxes, you know the ones with the fancy rings? I love those fancy rings. They kind of distract you while you're smoking. The red and yellow are nice. It looks good against the brown of the cigar. The Maduro, I like the Maduro wrapper. The darker the better, that's what I say. Of course, the Claro's good too. That's more of a pale brown, almost like a milky coffee. I find the ring size very confusing. They have it in centimeters which I don't really understand that well...."

-George Steinbrenner (à la Seinfeld)

Love it.. GREAT show!

[MrJeff]

Speaking of Ron White, I was able to see him live in East Lansing a couple of years ago. Some jackass in the audience started to yell at him in the middle of his act telling him it was against the law to smoke in a public building in East Lansing. Ron's response was to tell them to fuck off. It was a great show, to say the least.

"What's another word for thesaurus?"-Stephen Wright