My cousin Alex always was the black sheep of the family, always getting into trouble, purse snatching, shop lifting and petty crimes when he was a kid and then graduated up to grand theft auto, burglary and larceny. I sort of lost track of him after he went to prison. Now I see he's down in Chile and has yet another scam going, why am I not surprised?

Alex you really need to clean up your act and get back on the straight and narrow. If I were you, I'd return to the United States and take care of all those outstanding warrants you have, do your time and pay your debt to society. No good can come from you continuing to be a scumbag thief. Your family is ashamed of you.