Official Secret Santa Thread 2011

[CoventryCat86]

First off, I appreciate the response... I have no vouchers yet but I thought I'd ask... If the other members also dont feel comfortable, I understand! I was thinking about putting a contest together to build some "street cred"... That way, no one has to put anything out there and hope the get their trade or whatever in return... I want to show that I am here for the right reason, and want to stay... Thanks again!!!

This isn't an episode of "The Bachelor"

[prophetic_joe]

This isn't an episode of "The Bachelor"

Bill you need to stop sending me the roses then because frankly it is getting a little creepy.

[CoventryCat86]

Bill you need to stop sending me the roses then because frankly it is getting a little creepy.

Dammit, I TOLD you at least five times, you're supposed to track down Abanda for me and give them to her with all my love.

[mrtr33]

Still time to get in on this. Signups close on Thursday, November 10th. Names get drawn a week from today.

[mrtr33]

Today's the last day for signups! Don't miss out on the fun!

[mrtr33]

Ok, everyone has been notified. You can now login to the Secret Santa account and find out what you're recipient would like. Please start a new thread for each request, and only post in this thread if you have a question about Secret Santa.

Let the rumpus begin!

[buzz]

Roger...Sanat needs a few words

Santa has you on his naughty list. The elves will be Packaging you some mad dog and a few Phillie blunts.I Will be keeping a eye on you from now to Christmas.If I can get your name removed from the naughty list what would you like for Santa to bring!!!!

Your on the naughty list. Ive gotten more complaints about you in the past month than anyone else for the entire year!!!! The elves here just refer to you as "the jerk". I'm sure this is no surprise to you but what will be a surprise is the size of the lump of coal I'm gonna stuff in your sock. Now it would be an absolute miracle, but let's just say you are actually able to turn things around in the next couple weeks and make my nice list --no wait, not the nice list, maybe the "naughty, but not too bad" list. If that were to happen I might be willing to include a dried out cigar or two with that lump of coal. I may even leave you a halfdrunk bottle of your favorite beverage assuming the reindeer don't dirnk it all. So just for fun, what sorta cigars would you enjoy, and liquid refreshment? The elves want me to get your hopes up and then crush your dreams. Their mean little guys thats for sure!!

So buzzy Boy what is on your wish list this year?

No your not getting a Donkie to ride or a smaller hat.

What's with Santa this year? I think he got into the eggnog a little early...