I feel your pain with the elves laughing at you Santa, and trust me, had I known that there are so many cruel people in this world who like to make fun of others who just so happen to enjoy the convenience of a portable makeup err I mean photography equipment carrying case, I would have asked you for something different last year, like maybe a bottle of scotch.

Check out that sentence, it's long and it's awesome. It probably needed a semi colon though.