Smooth drawing cigars

[kingbeefy]

I find the smoothest drawing cigars to be the ones rolled on the thighs of Nicaraguan virgins. Determining which ones those are takes years of experience and study. I suggest you get started. I'm not giving up any of my secrets.

Doc

I'm going to start a religion where you get 16 cigar rolling Nicaraguan virgins when you die. Who's in?