Smooth drawing cigars

[badwhale]

I find the smoothest drawing cigars to be the ones rolled on the thighs of Nicaraguan virgins. Determining which ones those are takes years of experience and study. I suggest you get started. I'm not giving up any of my secrets.

Doc

I'm going to start a religion where you get 16 cigar rolling Nicaraguan virgins when you die. Who's in?

Virgins come in all shapes and sizes...some more likely than others if you catch my drift.

ETA: We're talking about female virgins, just to be clear?