The people who search you have no sense of humor either. Last summer my whole family went to California together. (Mom, Dad, brothers, Aunts, and Grandma) Since we all had the last name Jones and were flying on the same flight together, we go put on their "NO FLY" list. So we could not check our bags at the curb, we had to go in and wait in line for an hour so that we could check in at the counter. Then we had to get pulled out of line and extensivly checked at each check point. We had to take our shoes off, they had to pat us down and use the wand and search all of our belongings. So I thought maybe the guy who was going to search me would maybe have a sense of humor, but, I found out rather quickly he did not. He had me stand on the mat and put my arms out from my body. He said "if the wand beeps he will lightly pat that spot witt the back of his hand." So I said to him "You better only use the back of your hand or else you are going to get the back of my hand." He told me that if I continue to make it difficult for him to perform his duties that I would be asked to leave the airport. No sense of humor at all! Needless to say, that was the last time I smarted off to anyone inside of an airport.