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**buzz** · 09-15-2014, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by kingbeefy

Buzz, I am greatly appreciative of your coaching prowess so far this week. Your approach is giving my squad that boost of confidence it needs early in the season.

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Enjoy my ignorance while it lasts... for soon I will have discovered how many players are on a football team and how the points are actually awarded...

And then it will be over for you all.

**Eville** · 09-16-2014, 03:27 AM

Being undefeated sure feels good! Not that any of you would know. :D

**ashauler** · 09-16-2014, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Eville

Being undefeated sure feels good! Not that any of you would know. :D

Geesh....give 'em a little hope and see what happens.
I've started an Eville crow pile to go with Buzz's.

**kingbeefy** · 09-16-2014, 08:56 AM

And the winning streak begins for The Mighty Brentaurs. I've already started running mock drafts on the cigars.

**buzz** · 09-16-2014, 04:22 PM

Who's #1 for the League Pick'em?

**DanB6177** · 09-16-2014, 05:07 PM

0-2 in league....0-8 in pick em. I better go buy myself some sharks cuz dont look like Im getting any here lmao

**kingbeefy** · 09-20-2014, 08:18 PM

Buzz, that was a very enjoyable read. Also, it seems like you have this FFL thing licked.

**Eville** · 09-21-2014, 05:50 PM

**Eville** · 09-22-2014, 10:00 AM

Well, I had a pretty good night. Luck has proven himself to be a beast yet again with 32.30 points before they pulled him to let Hasselbeck play the last quarter. I wish they would have let him stay in.

**ashauler** · 09-22-2014, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by Eville

Well, I had a pretty good night. Luck has proven himself to be a beast yet again with 32.30 points before they pulled him to let Hasselbeck play the last quarter. I wish they would have let him stay in.

No shit, Luck is killing it.
I need at least 20 yds from Forte to get the win this week......fingers crossed he doesn't stub his fuckin' toe on the first play from scrimmage.

**DanB6177** · 09-22-2014, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by ashauler

No shit, Luck is killing it.
I need at least 2 yds from Forte to get the win this week......fingers crossed he doesn't stub his fuckin' toe on the first play from scrimmage.

I heard he has the flu

Eddie Lacy on the block!!!!

**kingbeefy** · 09-24-2014, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by buzz

Footage of KB's team:

Buzz brings the lulz, both on the forum and on the fantasy field. :)

**ashauler** · 09-25-2014, 08:17 AM

Bye week, yay.

**Eville** · 09-28-2014, 05:33 AM

This could be my last chance to say it, so: YEAHH STILL UNDEFEATED WOOOOOO!

**buzz** · 09-28-2014, 06:16 PM

Jamaal (8 minutes later) Charles better represent tomorrow... things are not looking so good this week since two of my wide receivers went out partying with my kicker Saturday night and spent way too much time Kareoke-ing it up.

Thanks a ton, J. Maclin, for your incredible 9 yards and associated 0.9 points. [rolling eyes]

Footage of J. Maclin last night:

(I really wish he had been home instead reading "How to Catch a Football and Run into the End Zone" by K. Benjamin, WR on the Smoke 'Em team)

**Eville** · 09-29-2014, 12:21 AM

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**kingbeefy** · 10-03-2014, 08:49 PM

Premature Fantasy Football ulation is what they call it. I prefer to start slow with a chicken dinner, maybe seafood, it really just depends on my mood. Then cuddle for a bit and watch Falcon's Crest reruns while sipping on some wine coolers. And exactly when the moment is right I untie my tiger print robe, set my lineup, and proceed to finish strong.

It's how I do. So watch out, I'm simply my best when coming from behind. And I have a couple of you in my crotch hairs.