Premature Fantasy Football ulation is what they call it. I prefer to start slow with a chicken dinner, maybe seafood, it really just depends on my mood. Then cuddle for a bit and watch Falcon's Crest reruns while sipping on some wine coolers. And exactly when the moment is right I untie my tiger print robe, set my lineup, and proceed to finish strong.

It's how I do. So watch out, I'm simply my best when coming from behind. And I have a couple of you in my crotch hairs.