I guess in your case Kipling should have said:
"A Man is just a Man, but a Good Cigar is a Smoke."
I guess in your case Kipling should have said:
"A Man is just a Man, but a Good Cigar is a Smoke."
"I Smoke in Moderation.... Just One Cigar at a Time." Mark Twain
Thanks for the wishes. The guy is a salesman who lives a couple hours north of me, but his job brings him to my area three days a week, so it should hopefully work out if the chemistry extends beyond last evening. He said he smokes the occasional cigar with friends and such, but doesn't smoke them regularly. I'm gonna have to see if I change that.![]()
As for that perfect girl, you're gonna have a hard time doing better than two out of three. I smoke cigars and am not a hoe, but am not too enamored with cooking and cleaning, even though I have to do it. As the song said, "Two out of three ain't bad." Keep that in mind if you meet a girl with most of the qualities you're looking for.![]()
2 out of 3 you say?Originally Posted by Amanda
Fine, I'll take a hoe who cooks.![]()
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Well from personal experience, the most important thing in a relationship is your tolerance level for the other persons bullshit. I manage to tolerate my wifes bullshit 99% of the time and she manages 95% of the time so we're doing pretty good except maybe a few times a year. Then look out Nelly, duck and cover and hide the fine china!!!!
There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
great post!Originally Posted by cigar no baka
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You kill me Hugh!!!Originally Posted by Hugh Jorgan
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. -- Carl Sagan
Umm, I'd take a hoe who either cooks or smokes, the first being the most important (ie, that she's hot and sexually active)Originally Posted by hex1848
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There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
I guess you could consider me a "one-man hoe". I'm very attentive to my guy, but not a hoe in the promiscuous sense of the word. It's been WAY too long since I've gotten to be any guy's "hoe"...lol
I'm with cigar no baka on taking the other's bullshit. If you're still dating and find your partner's BS grating on you, walking down the aisle is probably a mistake
I was engaged at one point a couple of years back. It was a five year relationship that got broken off 3 months before the wedding. Turns out the bitch screwed 2 of my "friends".... needless to say I'm really picky about who I date these days...
I met a girl at a bar in New Orleans over the weekend who was on her honey moon. Her guy dumped her to go hang around the french quarter till 5 every morning. I told her the guy was probably gay and she should take off her ring. *shakes head* Do people know what love is anymore?
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. -- Carl Sagan
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