Pierce, this is an almost deceptively smooth full bodied spicy/sweet cigar. You will have to cleanse your palate with a drink of something while smoking these. You noticed the dense smoke. The bitter taste is a buildup of tars in your mouth. If you take a sip of cola every couple of puffs, it will be much better. As far as alcoholic beverages go, Ommegang Belgian Ale is my personal favorite.