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    Either in my backyard, In my garage, or at my computer.
    With glasses high, we raised a cry - freedom had arrived

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    Everywhere. Except when I'm stuck shopping. Goddamn stores don't allow it! But, seeing as those are the only public places I frequent that do not allow smoking, I smoke everywhere!

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    The world is my ashtray.
    I thought it was a tampon joke!

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    Well, fall is finally coming to Houston, it's 98 today and tomorrow, but tomorrow night we've finally got some cooler weather, high in the mid 80's getting down to 60's at night. So as long as the mosquitos eat shit and die, I will begin smoking on the back porch again after the sun goes down with a good book and a nice lemonade iced tea.
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.

  5. Default My Hotspots

    My favorite places to smoke:

    - Beach
    - Hot Tub
    - By an outside firepit/fireplace area
    - An evening walk with my gf

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    Quote Originally Posted by godfather
    My favorite places to smoke:

    - Beach
    - Hot Tub
    - By an outside firepit/fireplace area
    - An evening walk with my gf

    I can't WAIT to get my hot tub someday!!! It will become one of my favorite places to smoke!
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.

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    I live here in good ole east Tennessee. The closest landmark to me would be Dollywood. My son works there during the summers, it is about 15 miles south of me.
    Man, them VOLS had me disgusted real bad last night. I quit watching the game and went into my smoking room to chew on one and listen to the game on the radio. I'm not sure what happened first half??? team forgot to show up I guess. The VOLS are like ROCKY, you got to beat them up and make them mad before they can get settled in and kick butt. I felt for the Tiger fans, man the look on their faces... like their dog had just died. snicker..

    I really like having a in house room to go to and smoke, it is always dry and comfortable, close to the can and fridge. I usally smoke just about anywhere during the day. If I just gotta go in somewhere that frowns on my stogie I cut the end off and cram the unlit remainder in my jaw and proudly walk in anyway.

    I had to make a call at a guys house and had a unlit stogie with me. While working on a celing fan I would once in a while take it out of my pocket and chew on it. This cat eventually asked me to take it out side. I explained it was not lit nor had it ever been lit. He acted like my stogie was dangerous to him when I held it out towards him to show him its un-lit nature. He mumbled something and said he didn't want it in "his" house. Wrongly I asked him if the size or phallic ( I can pronounce it but spelling is not my strong point ) nature of my stogie was what was bothering him...again he mumbles something, scratches his head and looks at me stupidly. I figure what the hey, I explain to him that this $6 cigar was no threat to him and I would put it in my pocket to ease his emotional distress. He said again he didn't want "it" in his house, even in my pocket...ARgggg...idiot....I then get mad and tell him to find someone else to fix his fans. His wifey stops me before I can get my gear and asks me nicely to continue my work, telling me that he was that way because they were Jewish. Bullhocky, the man is a idiot. To the end, I finished the job....with stogie in my jaw and cash in my hand. Idiot actually offered me his hand before I left.....I heard it pop several times while his face was twisted in odd shapes while I was giving his soft little hand a good frim grip. Idiot. I hope he was left handed. Not the best way to do business. In all I was the only contractor/sub that the little man didn't sue. Perhaps he was very satisfied with the job.
    Rick

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigar no baka
    I can't WAIT to get my hot tub someday!!! It will become one of my favorite places to smoke!
    It's very nice and relaxing...especially during the winter when it's cold out...:).

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    Default MY favorite places.......

    not in any particular order.

    The front porch.

    With my buddy on his Lanai in Tampa (or anywhere with my buddy).

    The backyard in front of the Chiminea.

    The beach.

    The woods.

    Running naked down the street with flashing LEDs on my nipples.

    Driving along the highway on a comfortably warm evening.

    In a cozy neighborhood dive bar.

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