The world is my ashtray.
The world is my ashtray.
I thought it was a tampon joke!
I knew you'd be the first to say it! The car is the best place. The open road, a monti A, a 32oz powerade. Ain't life grand.Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
I like that quote!Originally Posted by stjohnroe
I would smoke in my apartment, but honestly, I'm almost never home.
Almost always in a pub with a friend and a good pint. If not in my garden.
Well, fall is finally coming to Houston, it's 98 today and tomorrow, but tomorrow night we've finally got some cooler weather, high in the mid 80's getting down to 60's at night. So as long as the mosquitos eat shit and die, I will begin smoking on the back porch again after the sun goes down with a good book and a nice lemonade iced tea.
There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
My favorite places to smoke:
- Beach
- Hot Tub
- By an outside firepit/fireplace area
- An evening walk with my gf
Volshooter, where are you from in TN. I'm in Cleveland!
And how about them vols!?!?!?!?![]()
Originally Posted by godfather
I can't WAIT to get my hot tub someday!!! It will become one of my favorite places to smoke!
There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
I live here in good ole east Tennessee. The closest landmark to me would be Dollywood. My son works there during the summers, it is about 15 miles south of me.
Man, them VOLS had me disgusted real bad last night. I quit watching the game and went into my smoking room to chew on one and listen to the game on the radio. I'm not sure what happened first half??? team forgot to show up I guess. The VOLS are like ROCKY, you got to beat them up and make them mad before they can get settled in and kick butt. I felt for the Tiger fans, man the look on their faces... like their dog had just died. snicker..
I really like having a in house room to go to and smoke, it is always dry and comfortable, close to the can and fridge. I usally smoke just about anywhere during the day. If I just gotta go in somewhere that frowns on my stogie I cut the end off and cram the unlit remainder in my jaw and proudly walk in anyway.
I had to make a call at a guys house and had a unlit stogie with me. While working on a celing fan I would once in a while take it out of my pocket and chew on it. This cat eventually asked me to take it out side. I explained it was not lit nor had it ever been lit. He acted like my stogie was dangerous to him when I held it out towards him to show him its un-lit nature. He mumbled something and said he didn't want it in "his" house. Wrongly I asked him if the size or phallic ( I can pronounce it but spelling is not my strong point ) nature of my stogie was what was bothering him...again he mumbles something, scratches his head and looks at me stupidly. I figure what the hey, I explain to him that this $6 cigar was no threat to him and I would put it in my pocket to ease his emotional distress. He said again he didn't want "it" in his house, even in my pocket...ARgggg...idiot....I then get mad and tell him to find someone else to fix his fans. His wifey stops me before I can get my gear and asks me nicely to continue my work, telling me that he was that way because they were Jewish. Bullhocky, the man is a idiot. To the end, I finished the job....with stogie in my jaw and cash in my hand. Idiot actually offered me his hand before I left.....I heard it pop several times while his face was twisted in odd shapes while I was giving his soft little hand a good frim grip. Idiot. I hope he was left handed. Not the best way to do business. In all I was the only contractor/sub that the little man didn't sue. Perhaps he was very satisfied with the job.
Rick![]()
It's very nice and relaxing...especially during the winter when it's cold out...:).Originally Posted by cigar no baka
not in any particular order.
The front porch.
With my buddy on his Lanai in Tampa (or anywhere with my buddy).
The backyard in front of the Chiminea.
The beach.
The woods.
Running naked down the street with flashing LEDs on my nipples.
Driving along the highway on a comfortably warm evening.
In a cozy neighborhood dive bar.
Originally Posted by volshooter
I too live in East Tennessee (Knoxville)
Answering your question about where I smoke...looks like I might like to invite myself to this smokking room of yours.
Because it was such a nice evening on Monday, I watched the LSU / UT game in the garage so me and my buddies could smoke stogies. Due to the exciting second half of the game, I ended up smoking a 3rd cigar.
Last edited by TN_CIGAR_MAN; 09-28-2005 at 07:45 PM.
My wifes family is in Johnson City so we are over there normally during the holidays. May have to try and arrange a TN herf when I come out that way.
When I get settled in this crappy ass mobile home ( I've been a top carpenter for 20+ years and living in a trailer is really a downshift for me, I bought it from my sister and was going to rent it but my 68 yr old mother begged me to move into it so I would only be 150 yards from her and not 9 miles like my old house of 20+ years. At least this "thing" is 1780 sq.ft. I will eventually move into the big house on the hill according to the will so I guess I can make this work. I'm gonna rent my old house) Anywhow...perhaps by the holiday season some of us can get together and smoke a few. I've been real busy trying to move and get my old place ready to rent but remind me. If nothing else we should be able to meet at a resturant for a meal and a smoke fest. Look forward to it. Y'all won't have any trouble finding me in a crowd cause I have a braided ponytail, beard, left earring and always camo pants (BDU's), not to mention i'm old ...soon to be 47, and not PC and dont' give a rats behind who knows. It is something to look forward to. It is rare to find stogie lovers anymore and I'd love to meet some of y'all. I ain't rich or good looking, hell I ain't even got a friggen garage but I got 13 acres with 2 ponds and lots of room to shoot, fish and smoke. Keep in touch with me ....
Rick...... volshooter@bellsouth.net![]()
I have a tree stump which has a hollowed out bit in the middle and its out by the garage. I sit next to that and it makes one huge freakin ash tray.
First favorite place is my local cigar shop. Shop is run by a wonderful gentleman named Max. He makes you feel as if you were in his living room. Nice leather seating area, always some interesting conversation, and 21,000 sticks to choose from. The other favorite place is on my apartment balcony, facing west, watching the sun go down. I personally don't need anything else when I'm smoking a cigar, as in newspaper, computer, magazine. No offense intended to the other posters. Just my personal preference. Always looked at my smoking time as an event. For the same reason, never smoke on a golf course. I love each passion too much on it's own to share. Would rather finish the round, and then spend an hour either celebrating the round or trying to forget about it with a favorite smoke.
A woman is a woman, but a cigar is a smoke...
And here I thought I was the only one...Originally Posted by MMAB
When at home, out on the deck, or in the car. At college, outside in the shade or sitting on the stairs.
In the bedroom,bathroom,living room,computer room,kitchen,basement,garage, patio, truck!!!! divorced for 13 years I smoke where and when I want!!!!! I am the KING!!!!!!![]()
"If it Bleeds We can Kill it"
Didn't realize there were so many locals. I work in Bristol......Originally Posted by Lopaka
If anybody ever gets a TN herf together be sure to post here and I'll try to show up with a few sticks......
The heat around the corner....
I smoke every where except for inside my house. It's a wife thing....
Generally I enjoy my smokes the most at my local cigar shop or outside on my deck. When the weather get's too cold or the bugs come out I take it to the garage.
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