Opus X Forbidden X + 1: Raffle to benefit the American Red Cross

[Corona Gigante]

Thats only two days mail transit time, unless everyone that enters is from your town you should move the date up, say like a week. Other than that I'm up for it.

Ooops. Serious calendar malfunction. Let's make it October 8th instead.

So, if you want to make a donation to the Red Cross, skip the jerk in the middle and send your money directly to the Red Cross.

Other than disagreeing with Bill over who is the jerk, I echo his sentiments.

I forget the name of it right now and the band fell off and rolled under the table just before I took the picture, but I promise you it smells as good as it looks.

WTF is up with that? It could be a Cohete de la Perro Figurado for all we know.
Sounds fishy...

I have no idea what a Cohete de la Perro Figurado. Does the cigar in the picture look like one to you?

I could tell you what I think it is, but where's the fun in that? I take it you're not disputing the authenticity of the Opus X and I believe that's worth around $25 retail. Haven't you heard the one about looking a gift horse in the mouth?

look under the table

Thanks, I retrieved the band and replaced it on the cigar.

A) How do we know you will be serious and not just pick a winner, sorry but we don't. I don't know your wife!
B) How do we know all that money will go to the red cross? I'm not saying your low enough to do that, I'm just saying, how do we know?
C) While I'm sure your intentions were good, you shoulda waited till you worked things out, because it seems you might get run off...
D) and also, doing this on two boards seems a little weird. I woulda just left this at CP since we've been doing this stuff for awhile.

just my $5.72 worth of thoughts.

A) That's the only problem I could see. This is the first time I've tried something like this and I came up with what seemed like a simple and workable plan. I'm definitely open to suggestions. On Club Stogie, Bill suggested some deal with the lottery which sounded good. I guess I would need someone to explain to me how that would work.

B) Did you see where I said make the money order payable to the American Red Cross? What do you think is going to happen if I go to my bank with a bunch of money orders made out to the American Red Cross and try to deposit them into my account? I think I would end up on the "and finally..." spot on the nightly news.

C) I said last week I was going to do this raffle and so I'm doing it. What's the worst possible scenario here? I encourage people to send me a bunch of money orders made out to the Red Cross, throw them all in the trash, and then "run off" and smoke two cigars, which I already own, myself. Seems like a lot of trouble for not much fun to me.

D) I'm doing it on three boards, not two. I'm trying to raise money as much money as I can.