Ay 'dor that i've bought has always come with an outside-reading hygro, but i figure the idea is to have the hygroabout half-way between the most damp, and least-damp areas (granted, there should be little variation) but it'll do you no good to know how humid the most humid part is.

By the way, JStrider, is that quote from American Psycho? It seems to be familiar... Sounds like the scene where all of the stereotypical 1980's Vice-Presidents are comparing each other's drastically similar business cards. But maby it's from something else, I donno.