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I have a fantasy, some one hit me with a stick and call me horse teeth.
And somebody must eventually ask, "Why in the hell were you here in the first place?!?!"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
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Originally Posted by TheVitaleMob
Ah yes, good point - bigpoppapuff?![]()
bigpoppapuff scares me
Remember to breathe
Originally Posted by Baron Porthos
you mean to tell me that you never had fantasies about tonya??.......bad is bad!!!!...
for those who didn't open the link........another tonya fan...lol...
dear tonya‚
lately i’ve been having naughty dreams about touching you in your special place that smells like the sea. sometimes after i’m done fingering your papercut i paint around your mouth with your own period juices. then i punch you in the face so that you’ll cry. you look like a sad clown and it makes me damp as a cellar down there. i wish you didn’t reject that story about the roach spray‚ it really turned me on. i’d let you set off a entire roach bomb inside my cooter.
love always‚ toni
That is just not right!!!Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
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Freaky.
I thought it was a tampon joke!
Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
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Originally Posted by Shagaroo
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Why even have a fantasy site for her? Hell, buy her a case of Natty Lights and a pack of Marlboro Reds and she'll probably do anything you want.![]()
Read about three of them ,i feel dirty ,must go shower now
I drink a great deal.I sleep a little,and i smoke cigar after cigar.That is why i am in two-hundred percent form
-Winston Churchill
They like sex toys.... Paper bags....![]()
Yeah, I read onto a few more too. That guy who wrote that poem has some serious issues....it's funny as hell though.Originally Posted by superman78
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WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY ! And I thought beastiality was sick ?
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